Good News!
Jessica Simpson Is Ordered on Vocal Rest
“It is true that she has indeed lost her voice,” Simpson’s publicist, Rob Shuter, told The Associated Press on Tuesday. “She’s been ordered to rest. … She can talk, she can croak out a few sentences. She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can’t sing.”
…she can’t sing. Tell us something we don’t know.
…she has indeed lost her voice — Now, if her condition would become permanent, that would be great news… 
