Yet Another Web Site

• LOL!
• A brush with greatness
• A bunch of deviated preverts

• Miserable cities.
• SCAM
• Is this Kenneth Parcell?
• Look who is into teabagging

• Will the stupidity ever end?
• Is Chuck Norris a traitor?
• My irony meter just broke

• Another sign of the times
• WANT
• Is Todd Akin a Teabagger?
• Bill O’Reilly is an idiot
• SCAM
• I can’t believe it’s not Jesus!

• Mmmm, Tang
• Here’s some relationship advice from an insane jackass
• SCAM
• SCAM
• SCAM
• SCAM

• Todd Akin is an idiot
• Good news everyone!
• This is really stupid
• Are audiophiles really this stupid?
• Fox “News” strikes again

• OH NOES! Not the metric system!
• Department of Law?
• Generic Drug
• Bill O’Reilly is an idiot
• Bill O’Reilly is an idiot

• I have a Bacon number of 3.
• Fox “News” strikes again
• Snuggies
• Gog? Magog? Bush? WTF?
• Brewing flavorless beers and ales was the engine that drove the American economy during the 1950’s.
• Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
• A radical cleric uses science to stay alive
• One used to have find a street corner

• Mmmm, canned squid
• SCAM
• SCAM
• A sign of the times
• OH NOES! Communists
• An insane idiot displays his ignorance and dishonesty.
• The future of drum corps?
• Hitler is angry
• SCAM

• A Dog Bites Man Story
• SCAM
• Conservatives want to rewrite the Bible
• More Popular than Jesus
• A bunch of heads explode
• A lifetime of depravity
• SCAM
• Worst. Motivational Speaker. Ever.
• A local radio station makes a profoundly stupid mistake
• A product for stupid people
• An insane idiot demonstrates his gullibility
• Something I used to do

• A former President gets a statue
• A stupid person says something stupid
• Here’s lots of drums
• SCAM
• “Jesus, please give me some numbers that will win me lotteries tonight“
• This is pretty nutty
• Fox “News” is stupid
• People are Stupid
• A stupid person says something stupid
• Mmmm, exploding turkeys

• Mmmm, Mail Order Milk
• Tetsujin 28
• Joe Lieberman is Droopy Dog
• Newt Gingrich is an idiot
• WANT
• Here’s a really stupid product
• God hates drums
• Mmmm, Hanukkah Ham
• God hates drums
• Let’s put things into perspective.
• Happy Holidays
• I post a lame year in review.

• Radical Cleric Pat Robertson was WRONG.
• Ralph 08!
• A politician does something stupid.
• A radical cleric said something stupid.
• Can’t sleep, clowns will eat me….
• Here’s a real world application of trigonometry.
• DCI Sucks!
• Mmmm, Cheeseburger in a Can
• Never Forget

• I can now make the claim that this is an award winning blog.
• I get spammed by something called Pink Zebra Marketing.
• More Spam from Pink Zebra Marketing
• DCI Sucks!
• Mmmm, Zero Gravity Kimchi

• 10 inches!
• WANT
• John McCain demonstrates his foreign policy expertise.
• Todd Akin is a spammer.

• Monique Davis is an idiot.
• Michael Medved is an idiot.
• Snuffed in the prime of life.

• Mission Accomplished Day
• Great tits cope well with warming.
• Ken Miller weighs in on Expelled
• A Peabody Award Winning Performance.
• One of these days, I’ll have try out an electric computer.

• Mmmm, Canned Bacon
• Snorgettes!
• Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits
• DCI Sucks!
• John McCain and the Internets

• Rachael Ray’s Filthy Mind
• Sometimes, even a blind squirrel finds a nut.
• IMO to back mandatory ECDIS
• John McCain hates bloggers.
• John McCain is a spammer.
• I jump on the Twitter bandwagon.
• Is John McCain a bigamist?
• Classmates.com sucks!
• Oral Sex Competition
• John McCain is a spammer.
• WTF?
• WANT
• John McCain is a spammer.

• I have a Bacon number of 3.
• DCI Sucks!
• Todd Akin is a spammer.
• Michele Bachmann is an insane idiot.
• Bill Sali is an insane idiot.
• John McCain is a spammer.
• A Report on Mesopotamia by T.E. Lawrence
• Mmmm, food

• GOP convention seating chart
• GOP and Science
• McCain / Palin Button
• Drill Here, Drill Now?
• Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot.
• WANT
• MSB Sucks!
• 2002 Chicago Royal Airs – Video

• Leave Sarah Palin Alone!
• Overhead Projector?
• McCain – Palin!
• Overhead Projector?
• Barack Obama’s and John McCain’s Science and Technology Advisers

• 2008 Presidential Election Results
• Bill Kristol: Always Wrong
• Crisp. Sweet. Satisfying.
• ‘The Trustworthy Encyclopedia’ on Obama

• First Lolcat?
• Cap’n Crunch’s Full Name
• Sign of the times
• The latest Jennifer Aniston fornication movie
• The Star Wars Holiday Special (The Horror, the horror…)
• So much for Microsoft’s iPod killer.
• Happy Holidays
• I post a lame year in review.

• A radical cleric said something stupid.
• Here’s Time Magazine’s December 11, 2006 Cover.
• Here’s some good advice.
• American political conservatism impedes the understanding of science
• A radical cleric said something stupid.
• Not surprisingly, a psychic was wrong about Shawn Hornbeck.
• Blecch!
• Here’s some more insane idiocy from Bill O’Reilly.
• Mmmm, SQL Coated Raisins.
• Is LORAN to be switched-off?.

• Mooninites attack Boston!.
• Yes, it’s awful!
• Here’s some Mandelbrot Set images.

• Are you an asshole at work?
• Bill O’Reilly is completely fucking insane.
• Sen. Inhofe is dumb, crazy man, science abuser, etc.
• Radical Cleric Jerry Falwell says something stupid and Glenn Beck is an idiot
• HA-HA! McCain got hacked.
• Good news for MST3K fans.

• Mmmm, Not banned in China
• Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?.
• Kurt Vonnegut, Dies at 84
• Missouri Republicans suck.
• Why can’t Timmy spell?
• Condoleezza Rice says something stupid

• Mission Accomplished Day
• Mitt Romney is as crazy as a nebula of crap.
• Are polygraphs worthless?
• Here’s more incompetent boobery.
• Because the USFL and the WFL were so successful, how about the UFL?

• Bible Cow is good, but it don’t come close to Bible dinosaurs
• Terror! Terror! Terror!
• Hot Anal Action
• Oh No! The angels have the phone box.
• People are still stupid.
• Some content gets move to the new Technical Web Log.

• Here’s some useless crap nobody needs to know.
• Here’s some Google Translateweirdness .
• Homer plays ring toss.
• The Pope is a Primate
• Maritime Simulation Forums
• Futurama news!

• They Saved Hitler’s Champagne
• Aaaaagh!
• And It Burns, Burns, Burns
• Here’s a pointless milestone
• A Report on Mesopotamia by T.E. Lawrence
• Mmmm, boobies

• Lauren Green is an idiot.
• This site gets upgraded to WordPress 2.3.

• Wankery Feedback Loop
• Nexus of Assholery
• $302 a foot!
• The Rams suck.
• Mike Huckabee is a liar and/or idiot.
• More good news for MST3K fans.

• …we’re gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B
• Here’s some more useless information.
• Here’s even more useless information.
• Conservatives sure are obessed with homosexuality.
• Futurama is Back!
• There are some really stupid people out there.

• Eeeeewwww! Toxic Pig Brain Mist
• Man caught anthrax from drum skin
• Here’s an interview with co-creator of Futurama David X. Cohen.
• Feel the Joementum
• Happy Holidays
• I post a lame year in review.

• Here’s a CD I won’t be buying.
• A radical cleric said something stupid.
• WOO HOO! A new car!
• This site gets upgraded to WordPress 2.
• Good news for geeks: Doctor Who to air in the U.S.A.
• In 2006, my birthday was the gloomiest day of the year.
• Wow! Mallard Fillmore can actually be funny
• Here’s some Futurama News.
• Here’s a wacky conspiracy theory.

• Here’s another pointless milestone.
• Vice President Dick Cheney shot an old man in the face.
• Fox news wins battle for Cheney interview after his shooting incident (<sarcasm>I’m sure Fox News was “fair and balanced”</sarcasm>).
• I steal some emoticons from Dave Barry.
• Mmmm, spaghetti
• Welcome to Bizarro World.
• 78,498 Prime Numbers
• Click here to see a random “proof” of God’s existence.
• 500th Post
• Yuck!
• Apparently, profit is more important than security.
• Again, Yuck!

• Here’s something to add to your list of things you should never do.
• Rapture Watch
• Not all politicians are idiots.
• Click here for some random wankery.
• More Futurama News
• Mmmm, mail order bologna
• Less Futurama News

• Mmmm, haggis
• Oh no! Somebody stole Jerry Garcia’s pot.
• Mmmm, $1,000 mint julep
• Everything associated with Jerry Falwell is crap.
• Here’s some Stephen Colbert quotes.

• Here’s another Stephen Colbert quote.
• Are polygraphs worthless?
• Cybermen!
• Again, a radical cleric said something stupid.
• What a difference 231 years makes.
• Superman is a dick.

• Just what the world needs, another drum and bugle corps forum.
• That’s just wrong…
• Ruby
• It’s Sammy!
• Yet More Futurama News

• It’s Mr. B Natural…
• Clueless Idiot or Total Moron.
• X.Org Flash plugin font problems
• Joel Siegel needs to get a clue.
• Why does anyone even listen to Bill Kristol?

• Video Killed the Radio Star
• Aaaaagh!
• A lot of people use Microsoft products.
• Mmmm, Squid Chunks
• This web site gets a new URL.
• Jim Talent is a spammer.
• Boat Blogging
• 2002 Chicago Royal Airs
• Katherine Harris is an idiot.

• Get the Current Hour in Batch files
• Bill O’Reilly is an insane idiot.

• It’s just too horrible: Christian Pirate Rap
• WTF? 93°F on October 3
• Here’s some X programming.
• George W. Bush really is an idiot.
• I predict it will be awful.
• People are stupid.
• After a slightly better than mediocre season, the St. Louis Cardinals manage to win the World Series.
• Bill Kristol is an idiot.

• Mmmm, Mail Order Elk Carcass
• Non-Newtonian Fluid Fun
• I decide to give bbPress try.
• Mmmm, Mail Order Empty Escargot Shells

• Surf Cleveland
• Mmmm, open source cola
• Here’s an interview with co-creator of Futurama David X. Cohen.
• Why December 25th?
• Bartle and Lembke hate democracy.
• Here’s another “where I’ve been” thingies.
• Dalek Porn!
• I resort to using a weapon of mass destruction to put an end to a silly conflict.
• Top 10 GOP Sound Bites
• I post a lame year in review.

• This site gets a new title.
• I don’t care about the The Greatest High Note Trumpet Player in the World
• Dr. Evil strikes.
• slash_journal Version 0.2 gets released
• slash_amigos Version 0.1 gets released
• G4 drops all pretense to being a successor to TechTV
• Some people really need to get a life
• Here’s an unholy abomination straight from the deepest pit of hell

• I find not one, but two free computer algebra systems
• I also find a matrix template library
• I nitpick on the new Battlestar Galactica
• Here’s a way to convert ISO-8859-1 data to UTF-8 (and back again)

• Here’s another where I’ve been meme
• I make the switch to WordPress
• Here’s a picture of Terry Bozzio’s new drum kit
• Here’s the true ending to The Empire Strikes Back
• Here’s a living will
• I give people searching for Doctor Blue Box a place to go

• Yet Another Guestbook version 2.1 is released
• Here’s another living will
• Six months of free DSL comes to an end

• I find some locomotive operator manuals
• I post the lyrics to that Deep Throat song

• I find an Algol 60 interpreter
• Mmmm, toilet wine
• Dr. Evil strikes again
• Becky gets interviewed on the radio
• 10 years on the web
• Oh no! Bill gates says something I agree with
• I post about the long war on Christianity

• I came up with a name for the band
• It’s nice to know Missouri is in the same league as Bulgaria and Romania
• We see the press release for Becky’s book
• Mmmm, Haggis

• There is no reason for me to listen to KMOX
• Vista quickly gets infected
• Rush Limbaugh is still an idiot
• Yes, The Island is a ripoff of Parts: The Clonus Horror
• Mmmm, gazpacho soup
• Here’s some C++ functions to convert between decimal degrees and degrees, minutes, and seconds
• Mmmm, Chicago hot dogs

• Here’s some really old files
• Here’s some C++ functions to evaluate Legendre polynomials
• Mmmm, calamari

• Mmmm, silkworm pupas
• We get letters…
• Zippy visits Saint Louis
• A no-talent ass clown pays the price for being an asshole
• Mmmm, quinoa
• Oh no! It’s the evil penguin

• I create a page showing the last 30 quotes of the day
• I may not be already a winner
• Mmmm, french fries with balsamic vinegar
• Mmmm, naked sushi
• Oh no! Bill O’Reilly is making a list
• I make this site’s Quote of the Day available to others

• I comment on some of “The 100 Most Unexpected TV Moments“
• I create some new and recycle some “classic” Christmas posts
• I post a lame year in review.

• This web log gets the MovableType treatment.
• We learn that this web log is one of the top results when searching for “waffle irons” on Google.

• I offer some alternatives to an inexplicably popular movie.
• I show where I’ve been.
• I suggest that more nudity would have actually improved the Super Bowl halftime show.

• For no particular reason, I post some news about John Carroll University.
• I show off some “home made” campaign posters.

• I offer up some possibly dubious PHP help.

• I post a Bush lightbulb joke.
• I post an open letter to an annoying asshole.

• I post about a pointless milestone.
• I post about potential new street slang.

• We learn that “Pod Six is Jerks!“
• We learn about yet another Google oddity.
• I give the Paris Business Review a home on the web.
• Just because I can, I create a link to Hydrodynamic interactions and diffusion of bovine serum albumin.

• We learn about the first American waffle iron.
• I post an oddly relevent quote by T.E. Lawrence.
• I ask one of life’s life’s unanswered questions
• We learn about what might be the best domain name ever.

• Woo Hoo! I know my music well enough to work at Championship Vinyl with Rob, Dick and Barry.
• We see my first post about running Linux on a Toshiba Satellite A45-S130.

• We learn about Ed Wood’s long-lost porn film.
• I post a dire warning.
• I post yet anonther Bush light bulb joke.
• I post reason number 1,239,345,042 to dump Windows.

• I share a link to the Return of the King Extended Edition Trailer
• I post a review of the “revamped” Screen Savers.
• I post the first and probably last Guess the Location challenge.
• We learn Howdy Doody is trolling for attention.
• I jump on the Friday cat blogging bandwagon.
• I discover Hydrogen.
• I post about the death of Marc Moreland more than two years after the fact.
• People are Stupid
• I post a small and not very representative list of some of the music I listen to.

• I put to rest some confusion about my identity.
• I post some more about running Linux on a Toshiba Satellite A45-S130.
• We learn some people come to this web site looking for elf porn.
• We learn Santa may not be such a nice guy.
• I write a bit about WordPress.
• I post a lame year in review.

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