2010 Toyota Lottery promotions!

Filed under: Trolls / Spammers / Kooks / Clueless People - — jac @ February 19, 2010 - 11:30 am

Another Scam Lottery Promotion!

From: “TOYOTA MOTOR CORPORATION (TMC)”<toyotalottery@japan.co.jp>
Date: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 07:03:02 +0800
Subject: 2010 Toyota Lottery promotions!

TOYOTA MOTOR CORPORATION (TMC)
Room No.220 Beijing Fortune Building No.5,
Dong San Huan Bei Lu Chaoyang District,
Beijing, 100004, China
Customer Service Department

China? Why not Japan?

Dear Email Owner,

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of $750,000.00 United States Dollars Only for the email users this 2010 Prize promotion which is organized by TOYOTA ONLINE CYBER LOTTERY CHINA , We Collects all the email addresses of people worldwide, that are active online this 2010, among the millions that subscribed to MICROSOFT, HOTMAIL, YAHOO, GMAIL Companies domains and few from other e-mail providers, 12 people are selected yearly to benefit from this promotion and you are one of the Selected Winners this year 2010.

[Insert obvious joke about how Toyota should be more worried about quality control than running online "lotteries"]

Your email address has therefore been approved to claim a total sum of ($750,000.00 UNITED STATES DOLLARS) in cash with the following reference numbers

Ticket Number 889-026-1319 .
Serial Number 101-116
Lucky Numbers 009,789,176,
Bonus Number XQW55
INSURANCE Number is:WIF0030910

To begin your claim, Contact our claim department , please call and send mail to your claim agent(Mr Chen Lin) inorder to process your claims with our coperate payee bank:-

1.Your Full Names:
2.Your Country:
3.Telephone Number:
4.Occupation:
5.Age:
For futher clarification please call and send mail to your claim agent(Mr Chen Lin) inorder to process your claims with our coperate payee bank:-
Mr Chen Lin.
Claim Agent,
Toyota Lottey China Branch.
Email:chenlin_claimagent2010@yahoo.cn

One would expect the “Toyota Lottey China Branch” to not have a Yahoo email address.

Phone Contact:+8613038890907
*************************************

WARNING: Keep your winning information confidential until your claims are processed and your fund remitted to you in your bank account. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.

<sarcasm>Oh, I will.</sarcasm>

Congratulations once again,
Your’s Sincerely,
Mrs.Annie Chen
Online coordinator

We wish you the best of luck, Thank you for being part of our promotional award program and commemorative Anniversary.
Copyright@ 2010 Toyota Lottery promotions All Right Reserve”

Can a scam be copyrighted?



UK CONVENTRY PROMOTIONS

Filed under: Trolls / Spammers / Kooks / Clueless People - — jac @ November 16, 2009 - 8:13 am

Yawn! Someone would have me believe I’ve won yet another lottery…

From: “Troy Robinson” <robinsotr@einstein.edu>
Date: Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:49:52 -0500
Subject:EML/56-TF-8890776

Why would a so called “winning notification message” have an Albert Einstein Healthcare Network email address?

REF: EML/56-TF-8890776

UK CONVENTRY PROMOTIONS
National Office,
157-197 Buckingham Palace Road,
Victoria, London SW1W 9SP,

REF: EML/56-TF-8890776
BATCH: 109/91300/EML

PRIZE AND AWARD NOTIFICATION
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today of winners of the UK CONVENTRY EMAIL LOTTERY MEGA JACKPOT WINNINGS PROGRAMS held on 10th of Nov 2009.

I’m pleased to inform you that you’re full of shit.

Your company or your personal e-mail address, is attached to ticket number 9901-0148-790-691, with serial number 66109-17 drew the luckynumbers 990-11-815-37-10-83, and consequently won the lottery in the 2nd category.

Not the 1st category? What kind of scam is this?

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of £500,000.00 in cash credited to file REF NO: EML/56-TF-8890776.This is from total prize money of £5,000,000.00 shared among the Ten (10) international winners in this category.

To claim your winning prize, you must first contact the claims department by email or phone for processing and remittance of your prize money to you.

The claims officer contact email is:
MR. David Bent
UK CONVENTRY LOTTERY,U.K.
Tel/fax: +4475-5600-9052
Email: davidbent51@aol.co.uk

An AOL email address? <sarcasm> I’m impressed. </sarcasm>

You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information as soon as possible;
1. Reference and Batch Number
2. Names in full
3. Telephone and Fax

Congratulations again from all our staff for being part of our promotions program.

Sincerely,

HARRIET FERRARO
CONVENTRY PROMOTIONS.
Copyright (c) 2009 Euro Millions Inc.

How does “Troy Robinson” <robinsotr@einstein.edu> fit into all this?

This message is intended for the use of the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain information that is privileged and confidential, the disclosure of which is governed by applicable law. If you are not the intended recipient, or the employee or agent responsible to deliver it to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, or distribution of this information is strictly prohibited. If you have received this message by error, please notify the sender immediately to arrange for return or destruction of these documents.

What are you going to do, call the police?

This email appears to originate from the Albert Einstein Healthcare Network. Either one of their computers has been compromised, or an employee is seeking some additional income.



Guestbook Scam

Filed under: Trolls / Spammers / Kooks / Clueless People - — jac @ October 2, 2009 - 8:11 am

A scam gets by the comment spam filters and shows up on my guestbook

Dearest One
I am very sorry to bother you with my plight. Please know that it’s not by mistake I am contacting you but by the special grace of God.

After searching for someone I can lay my plight to, I’ve finally come with you after prayers to God. My name is Jennifer Morgan, from Liberia.

I am 20years. My father and I escaped from our country at the heat of the civil war after loosing my mother and two of my senior sisters in the war. They were raped and shot.

My father established his cocoa business in Kumasi, Ghana. He was in ACCRA, to negotiate for the purchase a field when he was involved in an auto crash. There is a big problem here and the people here hate foreigners. He was hospitalised before he finally gave up on the 24th of March .His death has now made me an orphan and I am exposed to danger. As I write, foreigners are attacked on daily basis.

Before the unfortunate sudden death, my father called me to his side and told me he have a total sum of 8.45 million dollars deposited in a bank here in Accra.

He said he used me his only surviving child as his next of kin to the deposite and incase he fails to make it that I should take care of myself and get someone to help invest the money for me. I have all the papers with me here.

I have confirm from the bank all the papers he gave me on the deposit. I asked them to give me the money but they showed me the paper my dad signed with them that I must be 25 years old before they can hand over the money to me personally.

They said I should send them my birth certificate which I did and they told me that am still under the age my dad signed with them.

They told me that my dad made a provision that my guardian can manage the money on my behalf. Please this is where I need you pleased. I am suffering here without money and since he died, I have not gone to school again while there is money lying in there. I have tried to locate any of my family but all to no avail and this is why I have decided to get one for my self to assist me in getting the money out.

I will do all you want from me provided it’s within my reach and the will of God. I trust you because I trust God never to lead me astray. Please help me.

I have just told them that my guardaian will contact them because I don’t want them to take advantage of me that i have no guardian.

I want you to stand for me as my guardian and contact the bank. Tell them you are my guardian and because of the crisis here, you want me to be with you where you can better take care of me. Tell them to atransfer the money to you immediately. Please help save my life please. I have no more money here and feeding is a big problem to me now. Please I trust you because I trust God. Again, As soon as the money has been transfered, to assist me with a letter of invitation that will make me get a visa to your country for residence inorder for me to continue my education and to invest the fund in a viable business there.

This money can take care of me there without any problem and please I need you to manage the fund for me, as this is my last hope in life. I am ready to do anything you want provided you help me.

You can Have 20 percent of the money if you help me. If this is acceptable to you, send me a mail through my e-mail account:jenny.is.mummydaughter@gmail.com) so that I can know you more.

Please send me your photo and your telephone number please.

Hope To read from you soon
Jennifer Morgan

Jennifer — September 30, 2009 @ 8:19 am

An obvious scam. But one has to wonder why the scammer would choose to post this to a public guestbook



Meta Scam

Filed under: Trolls / Spammers / Kooks / Clueless People - — jac @ September 29, 2009 - 8:47 am

A new twist on the old Nigerian scam…

From: PETERSON PHILIP <ppunocompensation@googlemail.com>
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:37:32 -0700
Subject: REF/PAYMENTS CODE: FGN/FINPLC/06654/09 ($3.5Million USD)

United Nations Organization
Office of PETERSON PHILIP
Director International Fraud
Surveillance and Control.
New York, NY 10027

Notice the absence of a complete address (no street address, office, etc.). Also, the United Nations has a 10017 zip code…

claimdivision2009@live.com

One would think the United Nations would have its own email domain.

Attn: Beneficiary——

REF/PAYMENTS CODE: FGN/FINPLC/06654/09 ($3.5Million USD)

The International Human Right Commission of the United Nations, have agreed to compensate 100 victims of Internet scam with the sum of $3.5USD (Three Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars Only) each, out of 7.8 million victims identified. You are listed and approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims.

Because The World Bank have listed Nigeria as the most corrupt country in the world, and majority of these scam artists are from the country, Nigeria provided over 80% of the compensation fund through crude oil. Therefore payments are made to identify victims through the most reliable International Bank in Nigeria under the funding assistance of the World Bank and United Nations Organization. Since the commencement of this program in April 2009, 53 Beneficiaries has been paid, remaining 47 scam victims to be paid. United States/United Kingdom Foundation (USUKF) is the Independent Monitoring Agency.

According to Google, the “United States/United Kingdom Foundation” does not exists.

You are required to forward the following information.

1 Your full name:
2 Your mailing address:
3 Your phone number:
4 Your file reference number stated above,
5 Your age:
6 Profession:

7 Please note that you MUST send above information (1-7) to the under listed email address as soon as possible but not later than (10) days from the date of this mail.

PETERSON PHILIP

Telephone 206-350-9575

In the United States, 206 is the area code for Seattle, not New York City.



UN Grant Scam

Filed under: Trolls / Spammers / Kooks / Clueless People - — jac @ September 13, 2009 - 11:24 am

A scam gets by the spam filter…

From: “Ayuntamiento de Loporzano” <aytoloporzano@aragon.es>
Reply-To: <stepgrstep@live.com.my>
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:25:18 +0800
Subject: Re:

The “from” address is apparently from Malaysia and the “reply-to” is apparently from Spain – neither of which appear to be from any kind of UN entity. One would think someone from the UN would use a proper subject…

On behalf of the United Nation’s, we wish to notify you as a beneficiary of $450,000USD Cash Grant/Donation. For claims advise/directives contact the Dr. Stephen Green, Private Email: stepgrstep@live.com.my, Send the following,YOUR NAME: ADDRESS: PHONE: COUNTRY: OCCUPATION: SEX: AGE:

I’m pretty sure someone working for the United Nations would know the difference between making a word plural and a word possessive, especially if such words are the name of that person’s employer.



Gratta vinci

Filed under: Trolls / Spammers / Kooks / Clueless People - — jac @ September 13, 2009 - 11:07 am

Yet another lottery scam gets by the spam filter…

From: “Maria Bocci” <maria-maria9@virgilio.it>
Reply-To: <superenalott@virgilio.it>
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:18:15 +0200
Subject: Gratta vinci

Superenalotto Italia is the biggest lottery organization in the whole of Italy and with one hundred and thirty four million euro in the jackpot we are happy to tell you that you have won a million euro in our internet draws via your email address. To claim and for further information contact us at superenalott@virgilio.it Your claim reference number is O8MT-M15XEU. Quote this when you contact us.
Thank you.

Maria Bocci
Claim Co-ordinator
Superenalotto Italia

Gratta vinci is apparently Italian for Scratch Win…



Another Tiresome Scam Email

Filed under: Trolls / Spammers / Kooks / Clueless People - — jac @ May 31, 2009 - 11:56 am

And another scam gets by the spam filter…

From: <manou_diaye@yahoo.co.jp>
Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 23:19:45 +0900 (JST)
Subject: From Manouelle!
To: (about 100 emails addresses listed)

From Manouelle!
Hello,
I am Miss Manouelle N’Diaye, 21yrs old refugee from Ivory Coast .

I have some inheritance, money (11,000.000.00) Eleven Million USDollars which my late Father left before he died. I want you to help me transfer the money abroad. Please contact me for the full details.

This is my private email address -( manou_diaye21@yahoo.fr )

Private? Is that why you sent it to almost 100 people?

Thanks.
From Manouelle N’Diaye

A scam email claiming to be from Côte d’Ivoire that doesn’t involve someone dying from cancer…



Euro-Millions Lottery Results

Filed under: Trolls / Spammers / Kooks / Clueless People - — jac @ May 28, 2009 - 6:41 pm

Yet another scam gets by the spam filter…

From: “Lottery Inc.” <yas123546@terra.es>
Reply-To: <zursegu@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 16 May 2009 09:16:28 +0200
Subject: Euro-Millions Lottery Results

You are a winner of 1,125.000.00 Euros to claim your winnings contact your winning agent at Zurich Seguros Espana S.A. Contact Agent: Morris Moore / E-Mail: zursegu@gmail.com

Winning Claims Requirements:
Winning Number: 21-763-88‏
Reference Number: 471-94-258-09
Your Name:
Your Address:
Country:
Phone / Fax:
Occupation:
Age:

One would think “Euro-Millions Lottery” would already have the above information. Also, why do they need to know my occupation?

Mode of Payment:
Wire Transfer
Bank Draft / Cheque


Best Regard
EuroMillions lottery! Inc.

And now the same bullshit in German (I’ll leave it to the German speakers to determine if the German is any good).


Sie sind ein Gewinner der 1,125.000.00 Euros zu behaupten, Ihre Gewinne wenden Sie sich bitte an Ihren Agenten in Zьrich Seguros Espana S.A. Kontakt-Agenten-Namen: Morris Moore / E-Mail: zursegu@gmail.com

Gewinnen Forderungen Anforderungen:
Gewinnzahl: 21-763-88‏
Bezugs Nummer: 471-94-258-09
Ihre Namen:
Ihre Adresse:
Land:
Telefon / Fax:
Okkupation:
Alter:

Art der Bezahlung:
Draht Uberweisung
Bankuberweisung / Scheck

Achtung
EuroMillionen Lotterie! Inc.



Nothing to do with Radiohead

Filed under: Trolls / Spammers / Kooks / Clueless People - — jac @ May 15, 2009 - 10:22 am

Another scam gets by the spam filter…

From: “Last.fm” <no-reply@mailer.last.fm>
Date: Fri, 15 May 2009 14:58:24 +0000
Subject: Last.fm : IMPORTANT_MSG a partagé Radiohead avec vous

Bonjour ,

IMPORTANT_MSG de Last.fm veut partager ça avec vous :

Radiohead
http://www.lastfm.fr/music/Radiohead


IMPORTANT_MSG a écrit :

FROM MISS. MARIAM ARUNA.
ATLANTIC CREDIT BANK
ABIDJAN COTE D’IVOIRE.
call me +22547119795

Please reply to my private mail for more details/ mariamaruna29@yahoo.fr

DY DEAR,

What?

I AM SORRY FOR THE INCONVINENCE OF THE MESSAGE BUT I BELIEVE YOU WILL BE INTERESTED WHEN GONE THROUGH IT. LIKE I SAID, MY NAME IS MARIAM ARUNA , I WORK AS THE SECRETARY OF AUDIT/REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF ATLANTIC CREDIT BANK ABIDJAN COTE D’IVOIRE.

A scam involving Ivory Coast, <sarcasm>What a surprise.</sarcasm>

I HAVE A BUSINESS WHICH WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US.THE AMOUNT OF MONEY INVOLVED IS ($7.5 MILLION US DOLLARS) WHICH I WANT OUR BANK TO TRANSFER OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ALL TO MY FINANCIAL BENEFIT AND YOURS TOO, AND ALSO TO TAKE MY MOTHER TO ABROAD FOR TREATMENT OF CANCER.

Based on emails, it seems everyone in Ivory Coast has cancer…

THIS MONEY IS OWNED BY A DECEASED CUSTOMER OF THIS BANK LATE MR.MOHAMMED ABDUL-RAHIM, WHO DIED IN A PLANE CLASH FEW YEARS AGO AND SINCE THEN NO CLAIM HAS BEEN PLACED ON HIS BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE. I WANT OUR BANK TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY, BUT SUCH FUND CAN NOT BE TRANSFERRED WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN ATTACHED TO THE FUND. THE FUND COULD BE TRANSFERRED IN THESE WAY, YOU SHALL PRESENT YOURSELF AS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE OR CAUSIN TO LATE MR.MOHAMMED ABDUL-RAHIM AND I SHALL MAKE AVAILABLE TO YOU INFORMATIONS WHICH YOU NEED FOR A SUCCESSFUL CLAIM OF THE FUND.

I SHALL BE YOUR GUIDIANCE AND INSTRUCTOR THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THIS TRANSACTION SO AS TO ENSURE A SWIFT AND SURE TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. AS TO YOUR BENEFITS, YOU SHALL BE ENTITLED TO 40% OF THIS FUND FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION IN THIS TRANSACTION WHILE 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENCES BOTH OF US INCURED DURING THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSACTION.

Please reply to my private mail for more details/ mariamaruna29@yahoo.fr

SO IF YOU ARE INTRESTED, SEND A REPLY TO ME IMMEDIATELY SO THAT I CAN FORWARD THE APPLICATION OF CLAIM TO YOU FOR YOU TO SEND IT TO OUR BANK. AND IN YOUR REPLY PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR INFORMATIONS BELLOW SO THAT I WILL PROGRAM THEM IN OUR BANK COMPUTER SYSTEM AS THE BENEFICAIRY OF THE FUND.URGENCY HAS TO BE IMPLIED AND THIS BUSINESS MUST BE SECRET BETWEEN YOU AND ME.

Please reply to my private mail for more details/ mariamaruna29@yahoo.fr

FULL NAME: …………………………
FULL ADDRESS: ……………………………………..
MARITAL STATUS: …………….
OCUPATION: ……………….
AGE: …………
SEX: ………….
NATIONALITY: …………………
COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE: …………….
MOBILE NUMBERS: …………….
FAX : …………

BEST REGARDS,
MISS. MARIAM ARUNA

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Plus vous ajoutez de musique à votre profil Last.fm, plus la musique est bonne :)

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Working for God.

Filed under: Trolls / Spammers / Kooks / Clueless People - — jac @ May 11, 2009 - 12:38 pm

Yet another sad story from the Ivory Coast…

From: <monica_h203@yahoo.co.jp>

Why a Yahoo Japan email address?

Date: Sat, 9 May 2009 19:35:56 +0900 (JST)
Subject: Working for God.

Dearest in Christ,

With due respect and humanity, i wish to contact you under a humanitarian ground.

I am Mrs Monica Williams, was born in Baltimore, Maryland in America. I got married to Mr. Jean Claude Williams, Director J.C Industries Cote d’Ivoire. We were married for 36 years with a female child who is 16 years now. Unfortunately, My husband died in 2006 after a cardiac arteries operation.

Recently, my doctor told me that I have a precised time to live due to my stroke and cancer sickness(cancer of the liver).

For someone claiming to be from the USA, your writing is somewhat odd…

Before my husband died, there is this sum of Five Million, Five Hundred Thousand Dollars ($5.500.000) which he deposited with a Private Finance Company here In Ivory Coast. Presently, this money is still in the custody of the Security Company.

I want a God fearing one who will use this fund according to the desire of my late husband, that is for the sound upbringing of our only daughter in a Godly way. I am still in the hospital while my daughter is in the Refugee camp. Please my dear, your urgent feedback will be needed to save the life of my only child because of the ongoing political war here in our country.

I am not afraid of death since i believe in ressurection and hope inheriting the kingdom of God. I will like you to always remember me in your daily prayers since my cancer surgery comes up soon.

I am not afraid of death since i believe in ressurection and hope inheriting the kingdom of God. I guessing you’re more likely to find yourself in Hell.

Looking forward to read from you soon.
God bless you,
Mrs Monica Williams.

At least his email appears to actually originate in Côte d’Ivoire…






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