For future reference, it’s pronounced Saint Louis. Noboby here says Saint Louie.
It’s Saint Louis, not Saint fscking Louie.
I Don’t Know What’s Worse
That Rachael Ray has to be on yet another Food Network show, or that I’m going to actually end up rooting for Bobby Flay…
Has RACHAEL RAY met her match? The Food Network maven appears for the first time on “Iron Chef America,” teaming up with Chef MARIO BATALI to take on competing Chefs BOBBY FLAY and GIADA DE LAURENTIIS in the Kitchen Stadium…
Rachael Ray Drinking Game
(solen from slobak)
Get drunk in 30 minutes or less:
| Sayings: | |
| “EVOO” | 1 drink |
| “Sammie” | 1 drink |
| “Healthful” | 1 drink |
| “Stoup” | 2 drinks |
| “GB” | 2 drinks |
| “Spoonula” | 2 drinks |
| “Fry-o-lator” | 3 drinks |
| any of the above followed by an explanation of what it stands for | +1 drink |
| “Yummo” | 1 drink |
| “Delish!” | 1 drink |
| “Awesome” | 1 drink |
| “How _____ is that?” | 1 drink |
| creates an all-new and completely unnecessary abbreviation | whole drink |
| “Garbage Bowl” | 1 drink |
| “Garbage Bowl” as a verb | 3 drinks |
| Presentation: | |
| repeats herself | 1 drink |
| talks for so long without taking a breath that she nearly runs out of air | 2 drinks |
| makes an awkward, spastic gesture with her arm | 2 drinks |
| voice cracks | 2 drinks |
| forces a laugh at something not funny | 2 drinks |
| mispronounces “foreign” words such as “paprika” or “tapas” | 2 drinks |
| is visibly flustered | 3 drinks |
| Cooking: | |
| comes back from refrigerator carrying too many ingredients | 2 drinks |
| drops something on her way back | whole drink |
| fails to provide a measurement and tells you to “eyeball it” | 1 drink |
| provides an obviously wrong measurement, e.g. “about a tablespoon” while she dumps in a half-cup of something | 2 drinks |
| uses a “secret ingredient” | 2 drinks |
| the “secret ingredient” is nutmeg | 3 drinks |
| mentions “the thing that makes you go Hmmm” | 1 drink |
| “the thing that makes you go Hmmm” is nutmeg | 3 drinks |
| creates a “healthful” meal that clearly contains over 50g of fat | 2 drinks |
| makes a “gourmet” dish out of cheap ingredients (e.g. Tiramisu with nilla wafers and whipped cream) | 3 drinks |
| expresses how good something tastes while she’s still lifting fork to her mouth | 2 drinks |
| takes such a big mouthful of something it takes several seconds before she can talk again | 2 drinks |
| ruins something and tries to play it off as no big deal | 3 drinks |
| Travelling: | |
| leaves a crappy tip | 2 drinks |
| rudely shoves her nose in something to smell it | 2 drinks |
| claims a dessert by itself is somehow a legitimate lunch or dinner | 2 drinks |
| wears anything midriff-revealing | 3 drinks |
Rachael Ray Sex Video
Check out: Rachael Ray Drinking Game
Let’s see just how popular a certain somewhat annoying Food Network personality actually is. We all know as soon as someone attains celebrity status, people start looking for nude pictures or naughty videos featuring that person.
As far as I know, no such pictures or videos featuring Rachael Ray exist.
The Korean War must have been fun.
