Even More Newtonian Swag

Filed under: Chappell's Show - — jac @ December 27, 2009 - 2:22 pm

The Last Man on the Moon: Astronaut Eugene Cernan and America’s Race in Space – Eugene Cernan & Don Davis
Greatest Hit (…and 21 other pretty cool songs) – Dream Theater
Liquid Tension Experiment – Liquid Tension Experiment
Futurama: Bender’s Game
Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder



Why December 25th?

Filed under: JCU, Religion - — jac @ December 25, 2009 - 12:51 pm

Why Dec. 25th? Church settled on ‘Christ’s birth day’ centuries later

By Joseph Kelly
12/13/2006

The gospel accounts of the Nativity (Matthew 1-2, Luke 1-2) do not say what day Jesus was born. There were attempts to calculate the day, but by the third century Christians realized this was impossible.

So they tried other ways to determine a date for Jesus’ birth:

- Many people believed the world was re-created on the first day of spring (March 25 of the Julian calendar followed in ancient Rome). How appropriate, then, for the world’s redeemer to become incarnate that day!

- Other scholars argued that Jesus became incarnate not at his birth but at his conception. If Jesus was conceived March 25, he would be born nine months later, Dec. 25.

This date didn’t catch on immediately, especially in the Eastern Mediterranean region where people believed Jesus was born Jan. 6. But in the West Dec. 25 had much appeal. Why?

Many Romans venerated the sun, whose birthday was Dec. 25, or a virility god named Mithra with the same birthday. Also, the Romans observed a raucous celebration called Saturnalia Dec. 17-23. Thus, Dec. 25 offered a date with a good theological basis that also would counter several pagan holidays.

Although we don’t know the final steps, in 336 the church at Rome officially observed the “birth day of Christ” Dec. 25. This tradition spread. But what about Jan. 6? The church decided to use that day for Jesus’ manifestation to the whole world, symbolized by the Magi.

The Magi were three kings, Melchior, Caspar and Balthasar, right? Not really. Matthew’s Gospel speaks only of Magi; it doesn’t call them kings, or say they rode camels or give their names.

The early Christians looked to the Old Testament for prophecies relating to Jesus. One prophecy in Isaiah said that foreigners traveling on camels would bring gold and frankincense to the Messiah, while a psalm spoke of kings coming.

Naturally the Christians interpreted the Messiah as Jesus, and the only foreigners who brought him gifts were the Magi. So by the third century we find Christians speaking of the Magi as kings riding camels.

How many Magi were there?

A great Egyptian scholar, Origen, found a Genesis passage in which three pagans honored the Hebrew patriarch Isaac. Origen said the three symbolized the Magi, but didn’t say why.

Names for the Magi do not appear until the sixth century; all are fictional. “Balthasar” may be a corruption of Belteshazzar, a Babylonian king in the Book of Daniel. “Melchior” may be a combination of two Hebrew words for “king” and “light.” And “Caspar” may derive from the name of an Indian king converted by early Christians.

These names first appear in the West in a sixth-century mosaic in the church of St. Apollinaris Nuovo in Ravenna, Italy.

The date for Christmas may have been settled by the fourth century, but legends of the Magi grew throughout the Middle Ages.

Joseph Kelly, the chair of the Department of Religious Studies at John Carroll University in Cleveland, Ohio, is the author of The Origins of Christmas.



So, shall I begin the Christmas story?

Filed under: Quotes, Religion, Television - — jac @ December 24, 2009 - 8:12 pm

Absolutely, as long as it’s not that terribly depressing one about the chap who gets born on Christmas Day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a cropper with a couple of rum coves on top of a hill in Johnny Arab land.

— from Black Adder’s Christmas Carol



Unclear on the Concept

Filed under: Food, Religion - — jac @ December 24, 2009 - 10:34 am


Mmmm, Ham

Hanukkah Ham?



It’s a Philip K. Dick Christmas

Filed under: Humor - , — jac @ December 24, 2009 - 4:31 am

Philip K. Dick Christmas

Dr. Fun: 2004-12-15



Last Minute Bad Gift Ideas

Filed under: Humor - , — jac @ December 23, 2009 - 7:19 am

Top Ten Most Dangerous Toys

  1. The Hula Noose

  2. Professor Saddam’s Li’l Biological Warfare Kit

  3. Light-Me-On-Fire Elmo

  4. Chutes, Ladders and Open Manhole Covers

  5. Mattel Ass Rocket

  6. Rabid Snoopy

  7. The “Too-Big-For-My-Windpipe” Jigsaw Puzzle

  8. Mr. Potato Head Multiple Outlet Strip

  9. Linda Tripp’s “Let’s Tape Daddy” Portable Recorder

  10. E-Z Bake Open-Flame Oven

– David Letterman

Then there’s the Johnny Reb Cannon:

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On Christmas morning…

Filed under: Boats - , — jac @ December 22, 2009 - 8:13 am

I’m guessing there won’t be one of these under the tree:

Grand Banks 41 Heritage EU



Alvistide

Filed under: Humor, Television - — jac @ December 22, 2009 - 8:08 am

On a frosty winter’s night a wagon appeared at the gates of Fort Klugman, carrying pioneers to the frontier

A young woman in the party called Delia was heavy with child.

And though she had journeyed with the virile young men for nigh on one year none had lain with her, though she was comely.

And on this frosty winter’s night young Delia’s water broke Almost freezing her to the seat of the wagon.

And the pioneers beseeched the soldiers to grant them entrance so that she could give birth to her child in the hospital there.

But due to an outbreak of syphilis among the soldiers the hospital was full.

So there in the stable, among the feed and tack and eh, whatsits… Delia gave birth to a son. Whom she called Alvis as was her wont.

And since none of the men in the party was the father it was decided among them that the birth of this child must truly be a miracle.

And it was so. For above the fort there suddenly and miraculously appeared an awesome and mighty comet.

And so brilliant was its light that there came from all the tribes which the soldiers had not yet decimated Shamans.

And they rode upon buffalo as was their heathen custom. Bearing each offerings of whiskey and firearms.

And when the shaman saw the child they were in awe for he glowed as if bathed in a light that was truly not of this world.
– As told by Captain Hazel ‘Hank’ Murphy, Sealab 2021

Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis



National Flashlight Day

Filed under: Miscellaneous - — jac @ December 21, 2009 - 7:09 am

Today is National Flashlight Day, or as it’s more commonly known, the Winter Solstice



The Star Wars Holiday Special (The Horror, the horror…)

Filed under: Television, Weirdness - , — jac @ December 20, 2009 - 9:50 am

It really was as bad as everyone says…

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Yow! And then we could sit on the hoods of cars at stop lights!