Yet Another Web Site

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This is just my opinion.The world wid web and google are not of God,they belong to the god of this world.No good can come from the web,it will ultimately destroy humanity.I dont doubt that the Internet controls the world more everyday.Something with so much power that is not of God,is to me a beast.I think google will one day own us and everything else and unless we are part of it,we wont be able to by or sell.Any thoughts?

Religious Forums

Any thoughts? There’s the obvious irony of finding this screed on the WWW. The author must believe spelling, whitespace after punctuation, and good grammar must also “belong to the god of this world.”

GOP Rep. To Environmentalists: Jesus Already Saved The Planet

“[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said that she’s just trying to save the planet,” Bachmann told the right-wing news site OneNewsNow. “We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet — we didn’t need Nancy Pelosi to do that.”
– Michele Bachmann

Oh my…

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[I]f you get into that business where those who are involved in martial arts, before they start, are actually inhaling some demon spirits (some of them do that, by the way) that, uh, enormous strength comes about, not from a human source, but from a demonic source. You don’t want to have anything to do with any of that.
— Pat Robertson

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[on the TV show, Futurama]

Not only does this show contain sexual innuendo, blasphemy against our faith, and promotes the false belief in alien life forms, but it also takes place in the year 3000 (by which time the rapture will most likely have come)…

Eddie Reynolds, Christiananswers

I’m sure there were a lot of people in the 10th century who were certain the world wouldn’t last another 1000 years…

Pat Robertson: God told me of ‘mass killing’ in 2007

VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia (AP) — Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a “mass killing” late in 2007.

Oh really?

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“The King James Bible was written well before the Catholic Church came into existence. The protestants base their faith on this Bible, which was written through the apostles by God.”

Looks like someone needs to learn some history…

(from the whack a troll dept.)

Here’s a recent entry (spelling and formatting preserved) from my Guestbook. The author is rec.arts.marching.drumcorps‘ resident troll, Michael E. Schmidt. He often posts under an assumed name to promote himself (his writing style is easy to recognize).

Here are some classic Howdy (what he sometimes calls himself) usenet posts. Here are some more recent posts.

From my logs, it looks like the Rev. Dr. Howdy Doody was looking for drum corps guestbooks to sign.

While reading this “gem”, keep in mind that he claims to have seven degrees from “accredited” institutions. Without further ado, here’s the Rev. Dr. Howdy Doody’s entry:

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I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

JohnR7, Christian forums [2006-Nov-04]

That pretty much sums up typical creationist thinking.

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Here’s an exceptionally idiotic “theory” of dinosaurs. While you’re at it, check out this clown explaining plate tectonics.

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“No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest “cover” of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.”

Trinidad and Tobago, CARM

We report, you decide…

The Korean War must have been fun.