(via Pharyngula) Here’s a scanned page from a Christian science textbook published by Bob Jones University: It says something about this country that there is even a market for this kind of garbage.
Archive of posts tagged Fundamentalist Idiocy
21st Century
Texas wingnut Rep. Louie Gohmert: demons are inside the Beltway Speaking shortly after he riled up a crowd at Tuesday’s Tea Party protest, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Tex.) declared that “demons” – yes, demons – have invaded the capital (and likely the souls of Democrats), forcing lawmakers to mislead the public about the content of the [...]
My Congressman is an Idiot
(via Fundies Say the Darndest Things!) I believe, as we stand on the abyss tonight, that those Americans who are want to turn to God for answers that this is a time to be doing that. To ask for his help, supernaturally, so that we don’t make this fatal step pushing our nation into socialized [...]
Stupidity from Conservapedia
(via Fundies Say the Darndest Things!) If you find the math in relativity fun, great, but relativity is not going to help anyone. It never has. Pick up a Bible in between some equations. Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia Andy Schlafly must not be aware that the Global Positioning System needs to correct for errors introduced by relativistic [...]
Truly Awful
Pat Robertson says Haiti paying for ‘pact to the devil’
PAT ROBERTSON: And, you know, Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, “We will serve you if you will get us free from the French.” True story. And so, the devil said, “OK, it’s a deal.”
And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other. Desperately poor. That island of Hispaniola is one island. It’s cut down the middle. On the one side is Haiti; on the other side is the Dominican Republic. Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, et cetera. Haiti is in desperate poverty. Same island. They need to have and we need to pray for them a great turning to God. And out of this tragedy, I’m optimistic something good may come. But right now, we’re helping the suffering people, and the suffering is unimaginable.
KRISTI WATTS (co-host): Absolutely, Pat.
Radical cleric Pat Robertson weighs in on yet another tragedy giving it his own “special” spin. He must be truly a shit of human being to be able to put such a spin on the deaths of thousands of people.
(more…)Ignorant or Lying
We report, you decide: The author of the above post, also posted the response (typos are preserved): mikey, on September 21st, 2009 at 4:02 pm Said: President Obama fromhis book Audacity of Hope: ‘I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.’ It took less than 2 minutes to [...]
I find his lack of faith disturbing
Pat Robertson has heart surgery “The Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) announced today that its founder and Chairman, Pat Robertson, has returned home after extensive heart surgery at FirstHealth Moore Regional Hospital in Pinehurst, NC. Mr. Robertson has suffered a condition known as atrial fibrillation, an often-debilitating heart disorder involving shortness of breath and weakness affecting [...]
Relationship Advice from an Insane Jackass
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While giving relationship advice, Pat Robertson shows he’s suffering from a severe case of diarrhea of the mouth:
(more…)I may need a new irony meter
One characteristic of cults is that they strongly believe they alone are right in their beliefs and everyone else is wrong. — Billy Graham
The latest Jennifer Aniston fornication movie
(via Fundies Say the Darndest Things!) More nonsense. The media in this country is very liberal and very Leftist. It is clearly anti-God and pro immorality. I would not want to be in charge of America’s cultural exchange program with other countries. What would I send them? Television programs like Brothers and Sisters or Grey’s [...]
