Yet Another Web Site

(via This Modern World)

NYT Magazine puff piece on Limbaugh:

At dinner the night before, Bill O’Reilly’s name came up, and Limbaugh expressed his opinion of the Fox cable king. He hadn’t been sure at the time that he wanted it on the record. But on second thought, “somebody’s got to say it,” he told me. “The man is Ted Baxter.”

In my opinion, Limbaugh is smarter than O’Reilly, but keep in mind, that’s like saying Butt-head is smarter than Beavis.

(via Rising Hegemon)

Bill O’Reilly being himself:

(via War Room)

Meanwhile, Fox’s Bill O’Reilly says he hopes to have Limbaugh on his show tonight to help him fight back against Media Matters and other “far-left media assassins” pushing the “phony soldiers” story. “We need to go on the counterattack to knock these people out,” he said.

Nexus of Assholery: Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly appearing on the same program.

(via Eschaton)

The Pope is a primate and Bill O’Reilly is an idiot.

Bill O’Reilly is completely fucking insane

In other news:

• Water is wet
• The Pope is Catholic
• Bears shit in the woods

I originally heard this example of insanity from Bill O’Reilly on a local radio show yesterday.

Check out: O’Reilly: Abducted child “liked … his circumstances,” had “a lot more fun” than usual (via Eschaton)

(via Best Seller Lists)

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

HARDCOVER NONFICTION

Top 5 at a Glance

1. STATE OF DENIAL, by Bob Woodward
2. CULTURE WARRIOR, by Bill O’Reilly
3. I FEEL BAD ABOUT MY NECK, by Nora Ephron
4. SAVING GRACES, by Elizabeth Edwards
5. MARLEY & ME, by John Grogan

CULTURE WARRIOR, by Bill O’Reilly? Who the fcsk are these people and why are there so many of them?

See also:

• People are Stupid
• People are Stupid, Part II
• People are Stupid, Part III
• People are Stupid, Part IV

(from the delusions of grandeur adequacy dept.)

Bill O’Reilly’s Death Wish

…the FBI came in and warned me and a few other people at Fox News that Al Qaeda had us on a death list.
— Bill O’Reilly

Like there’s anyone in Al Qaeda who cares enough about Bill O’Reilly to put him on any kind of list.

O’Reilly’s Got a Little List:

If someday it may happen that a victim must be found
I’ve got a little list, I’ve got a little list
Of society’s offenders who may well be underground
And who never would be missed, they never would be missed.

I hope I don’t get left out, I’ve “smeared” Bill O’Reilly on this web site.

O’Reilly to San Francisco: “[I]f Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we’re not going to do anything about it. … You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead”:

Criticizing a ballot measure passed by 60 percent of San Francisco voters urging public high schools and colleges to prohibit on-campus military recruiting, Fox News host Bill O’Reilly declared on the November 8 broadcast of his nationally syndicated radio show, “[I]f Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we’re not going to do anything about it. We’re going to say, look, every other place in America is off-limits to you, except San Francisco.”

From the November 8 broadcast of Fox News’ The Radio Factor with Bill O’Reilly:

O’REILLY: Hey, you know, if you want to ban military recruiting, fine, but I’m not going to give you another nickel of federal money. You know, if I’m the president of the United States, I walk right into Union Square, I set up my little presidential podium, and I say, “Listen, citizens of San Francisco, if you vote against military recruiting, you’re not going to get another nickel in federal funds. Fine. You want to be your own country? Go right ahead.”

And if Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we’re not going to do anything about it. We’re going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.

The 210-foot Coit Tower was dedicated in 1933 and contains a museum and murals that depict working life in 1930s California.

Got that Al Qaeda? Bill O’Reilly says it’s OK for you to attack cities who disagree with him (one can assume this includes most large American cities). It must be nice to be an insane idiot like Bill O’Reilly, you get to say the most vile crap without serious repercussions…

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