Michael E. Schmidt (The Trumpet of the Lord)
(from the whack a troll dept.)
Here’s a recent entry (spelling and formatting preserved) from my Guestbook. The author is rec.arts.marching.drumcorps‘ resident troll, Michael E. Schmidt. He often posts under an assumed name to promote himself (his writing style is easy to recognize).
Here are some classic Howdy (what he sometimes calls himself) usenet posts. Here are some more recent posts.
From my logs, it looks like the Rev. Dr. Howdy Doody was looking for drum corps guestbooks to sign.
While reading this “gem”, keep in mind that he claims to have seven degrees from “accredited” institutions. Without further ado, here’s the Rev. Dr. Howdy Doody’s entry:
Name: jason
Email: highcainthighenough@yahoo.com
Date: Tue Nov 23 19:03:25 2004
Homepage:
From:
Referred from: Just Surfed On In!
Comments:
Get high on God dudes.
Get high notes on your trumpet.
Listen to Schmidt the king of trumpet high notes.
KABOWZA
Dr. Michael E.Schmidt plays the world`s highest trumpet notes
Dr. Michael E.Schmidt has played the QUINT C , or four octaves ABOVE the C that is above the staff!!!
SHAZAM!!!
That is THREE octaves above the famed Super C or if you want to call it the Dubba C, that is three octaves above the famed Dubba C.
WOW!!!!
You gotta hear Dr. Michael E. Schmidt the legend of extreme high note trumpet playing live for yourself.
And the good Doc even answers his phone.
Dr. Schmidt is humble and he will help out anyone.
I have phoned Dr. Michael E. Schmidt for high note help many times.
Doc is very helpful so if high note trumpet playing is what you are looking for invite him to play in your church and hear Doc Schmidt the world`s most extreme trumpet high note player for yourself!!!
You can decide.
ZOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Michael E. Schmidt is the world`s most extreme trumpet player.If you want to play high notes on a trumpet you should contact Dr.Michael E.Schmidt of the Trumpet of the Lord Ministries in Athens, TN at:
423-XXX-XXXX.
Dr. Michael E. Schmidt is the loudest trumpet player in the world.
No trumpet player is as extreme as Dr. Michael E. Schmidt who is famous around the world for his extreme trumpet high notes.
Those wanting to learn how to play high notes on a trumpet can learn well from Dr.Michael E.Schmidt who is the king of high note trumpet playing.
Dr.Michael E. Schmidt is willing to teach anyone who wants to know how to play high notes on a trumpet, and those wanting to learn how to play high notes on a trumpet should learn from Dr.Michael E.Schmidt of the Trumpet of the lord Ministries:
www.trumpetofthelord.com
Dr.Michael E. Schmidt has taught me how to play high notes on a trumpet.
Dr. Michael E. Schmidt`s new concert program features the highest notes that have ever been played on a trumpet. Michael`s bizarre unconventional trumpet playing has the whole trumpet world in an uproar as Michael plays notes on a trumpet higher then they have ever been played or even attempted before. Michael is unafraid to bring the trumpet into an extreme range where it has never been before. This will be the first time that Michael has ever ministered before in public with his new dynamic range 9 minute long worship song called “Holy is the Lord”. With Michael`s new song {Holy is the Lord} you will see Michael play the Lord`s Horns with a new, exciting and refreshing level of worship like he has never done before. Michael worships and gives praise to the Lord Jesus Christ with seven different horns all in the same song. Highlights of {Holy is the Lord} include a special section where Michael plays small and large bore piccolo trumpets. Michael also shows his talents to play many different brass instruments as he plays a baritone horn for the first time. For those of you who have been waiting to hear Michael play some of the highest notes that have ever been played before on a trumpet, now is a chance to hear Michael play in the world`s most extreme trumpet range. To schedule Michael to minister to your church or civic event call: 423-XXX-XXXX.
Schedule popular Evangelist, Bible teacher and preacher Dr. Michael E. Schmidt for your next event and give your people a chance to hear the trumpet player famous around the world for playing the highest notes that have ever been played before on a trumpet.
If you want to play high notes on a trumpet you should contact Dr.Michael E.Schmidt of the Trumpet of the Lord Ministries in Athens, TN at:
423-XXX-XXXX.
Those wanting to learn how to play high notes on a trumpet can learn well from Dr.Michael E.Schmidt who is the king of high note trumpet playing.
Dr.Michael E. Schmidt is willing to teach anyone who wants to know how to play high notes on a trumpet, and those wanting to learn how to play high notes on a trumpet should learn from Dr.Michael E.Schmidt of the Trumpet of the lord Ministries:
www.trumpetofthelord.com
Dr.Michael E. Schmidt has taught me how to play high notes on a trumpet.
Dr. Michael E. Schmidt`s new concert program features the highest notes that have ever been played on a trumpet. Michael`s bizarre unconventional trumpet playing has the whole trumpet world in an uproar as Michael plays notes on a trumpet higher then they have ever been played or even attempted before. Michael is unafraid to bring the trumpet into an extreme range where it has never been before. This will be the first time that Michael has ever ministered before in public with his new dynamic range 9 minute long worship song called “Holy is the Lord”. With Michael`s new song {Holy is the Lord} you will see Michael play the Lord`s Horns with a new, exciting and refreshing level of worship like he has never done before. Michael worships and gives praise to the Lord Jesus Christ with seven different horns all in the same song. Highlights of {Holy is the Lord} include a special section where Michael plays small and large bore piccolo trumpets. Michael also shows his talents to play many different brass instruments as he plays a baritone horn for the first time. For those of you who have been waiting to hear Michael play some of the highest notes that have ever been played before on a trumpet, now is a chance to hear Michael play in the world`s most extreme trumpet range. To schedule Michael to minister to your church or civic event call: 423-XXX-XXXX.
Schedule popular Evangelist, Bible teacher and preacher Dr. Michael E. Schmidt for your next event and give your people a chance to hear the trumpet player famous around the world for playing the highest notes that have ever been played before on a trumpet.
You can ee his website at:
www.trumpetofthelord.com
423XXXXXXX
trumpetofthelord@yahoo.com
Here he goes again (November 27, 2004). Note: “TJ Burk” == “Jason” == “Howdy Doody”:
Name: TJ Burk
Email: tjtuba@yahoo.com
Date: Sat Nov 27 14:17:52 2004
Homepage:
From:
Referred from: Dumb Luck
Comments:
Mikey Schmidt a.k.a. Dr. Michael E. Schmidt is the greatest high note trumpet player in the world James.
Mikey Schmidt can play notes on a trumpet or a bugle higher than any of you Blue Coater boyz ever could.
Is that why you are so blue hoo hoo
Mikey Schmidt is the king of the trumpet high notes
Mikey Schmidt is the loudest trumpet player in the world
TJ Burk
And again - this a “Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?” moment… (December 23, 2004)
Name: TJ Burk
Email: tjtuba@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Dec 23 09:55:06 2004
Homepage: ain’t got none dude
From: a big house
Referred from: Just Surfed On In!
Comments:
WANTED:
OUTLAW TRUMPET PLAYER
- Has Horn, will travel -
GUILTY of playing the highest and loudest notes on a trumpet in the world!
The OUTLAW is a WANTED man, sentenced to the death.
The OUTLAW is not a just man, and must pay for his crimes.
The OUTLAW must pay for his sins, and the penalty of sin is DEATH.
The OUTLAW’S iniquities, like the wind, have taken him away.
The OUTLAW is guilty, condemned to be punished forever with everlasting destruction, separated from all,and cast into the lake of fire into a Devil’s hell forever.
The Outlaw is CONVICTED and sentenced to a second death, and now he can not save himself.
The OUTLAW is an unclean thing, a sinner who fell short of God’s glory. The good deeds that the OUTLAW has done are filthy rags
The OUTLAW can not save himself. All his good works in ministering to hundreds of churches in 40 states cannot save him.
And yet again - does he really know my position on abortion? (January 25, 2005)
Name: abortion is murder see what they do not want you to see
Email: highcishighenough@hotmail.com
Date: Tue Jan 25 10:07:51 2005
Homepage:
From: james does not want you to see the truth he is a liberal
Referred from: Just Surfed On In!
Comments:
click here to see what the liberal baby killers do not want for you to see
abortion is murder
we must stop the killings of our babies
adults only please
http://www.mttu.com/abort-pics/index.html
I suppose this is not murder. Mikey the troll is a conservative and does not want to see this. Mikey the troll supports the politicians ultimately responsible for such atrocities.
And another thing, notice I haven’t censored any of your comments (though I did move your guestbook entries to this page), I wonder if you would extend the same courtesy to me if I were to post to your message board.
Update: 26 January 2005
OK - I’ve decided to get rid of Mikey the Troll’s phone numbers. I feel no obligation to provide him with free advertising. If, by some chance, someone comes to this page because they are actually interested in booking this clown, they can find the contact information on his web site.
Here’s a bit of advice for Mikey the Troll. If you’re going to post claims all over the internet that you’re the greatest high note trumpet player in the world, you may want to put sound samples on your web site that are - oh I don’t know - actually good. It might also help if you learn the difference between .mp3 and .wmv files.
Update: 28 January 2005
Mikey the Troll seems to be under the assumption this is some sort of playground where he can freely post whatever he wants like a child scribbling on his bedroom walls. Well wrong! This is my web site - I pay for the bandwidth and I pay for the disk space - I make up the rules. I’m under NO obligation to provide Mikey the Troll a forum for his inane ramblings and self promotion.
I was willing to tolerate his postings, but it’s become clear Mikey the Troll suffers from some sort of personality disorder and I refuse to facilitate him in any way. So, unless he actaully has something intelligent (or even interesting), to say, all future comments, guestbook entries, and emails will be treated as spam and delt with accordingly. Mikey the Troll - post your garbage on your own website, nobody here cares about you.
Update: 13 July 2007
Michael E. Schmidt, the spamming troll, gets the attention of the fine folks at Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
- 13 September 2006 - A moronic rant about about Andrea Yates
- 1 June 2007 - “The pro homosexual agenda has put the AMERICAN COWBOY under attack”
- 13 July 2007 - I do not care if all of the queers and pro aborts lie and claim that I can not play a trumpet well.
- 13 July 2007 - Continue to boycott the new one dollar coins “devil dollars”
Update: 25 July 2007
Check out: Dark Christianity (Exploring and Exposing Dominionist Christianity) - Michael Schmidt of Trumpet of the Lord Ministries
Update: 05 October 2007
Michael E. Schmidt attempts to vandalize Wikipedia.
Michael Schmidt is the greatest high note trumpet player in the world, James
Marc Slavnich
— December 25, 2004 @ 1:20 pm
Michael Schmidt is the greatest high note trumpet player in the world, James
I really don’t care, but I think the “greatest high note trumpet player in the world” would not need to troll the internet for attention.
rlrr
— January 3, 2005 @ 9:34 am
The Trumpet outlaw can play notes on a trumpet higher than you can rlrr whoever you are.
The Trumpet Outlaw is the world’s greatest trumpet player.
The Trumpet Outlaw plays the quad C baby.
The Trumpet Outlaw is the world’s most extreme trumpet player.
The highest trumpet
The Trumpet Outlaw is the king of trumpet high notes.
Who plays the worlds highest notes on a trumpet?
The Trumpet Outlaw plays the world’s highest notes on a trumpet.
The Trumpet Outlaw’s concert program now features the highest notes that have ever been played before on a trumpet. The Outlaw’s bizarre unconventional trumpet playing has the whole trumpet world in an uproar as the Outlaw Mike plays notes on a trumpet higher and louder then they have ever been played or even attempted before. The Outlaw is unafraid to bring the trumpet into an extreme range while still producing a trumpet tone and style reminiscent of pre-WW2 when “trumpet playing was a lifestyle.”
The Outlaw Mike plays seven different horns all in the same song. Highlights include a special section where the Outlaw Mike plays both large and small bore piccolo trumpets. Michael also shows his talents in playing many different brass instruments as the baritone, mellophone and a flugelhorn. Now is the time to hear Michael play in the world’s most extreme trumpet range.
TJ Burk
— January 4, 2005 @ 10:34 am
The Trumpet outlaw can play notes on a trumpet higher than you can rlrr whoever you are…
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rlrr
— January 4, 2005 @ 10:41 am
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ on this from Mikey’s massage board baby:
Today’s church is often a luke warm church filled with comfortable apathetic, uncaring
“counterfeit Christians” who will not get involved and help stop the massive killing of unborn babies, who will not invest in the lives of our children to help stop our rising prison population, who have converted the pastorate into a revolving door(even though nowhere in the Bible does it tell a church that it has the authority to hire and fire pastors)and who refuse to financially support the Trumpet of the Lord.
Sadly, we have seeker driven churches that have abandoned their faithful, and we have other churches who are dying because they refuse to witness to the lost that also refuse to change. We have purpose driven churches with purpose driven members who need to become instead rather God driven churches with God driven members. The church is luke warm today because it is not so much a purpose driven church as it is a sucsess driven church. The church and the ministry today is driven by sucsess and popularity, not by faithfulness and godliness. In a few words, the church has become more like a buisiness run by wall street executives and less like the ministry that was established by Jesus. Today’s Great Commission has become raise a lot of money so that you can live like a yuppie and be well respected. So many ministers and ministries will do just about anything today that we are often no longer shocked at what we see. One popular tv minister denies the trinity and claims he can raise the dead, while another revoked the ordination of a minister he ordained just because he and his church were protesting abortion clinics. God forbid!
We at the Trumpet of the Lord are a real ministry and we are not a buisiness like many other Christian music ministries. We do not run our ministry like a buisiness. Our name is not owned by a corporation of people seeking to use it just to make a profit. We will help you in any way that we can. We often do things that many sucsessful so called “Christian” music ministries think is a little crazy like giving out free c.d.’s and Bibles to the needy, and ministering to very small churches even if they tell us that they can not afford our minimum fees. We at the Trumpet of the Lord want you to know that we refuse to SELL OUT like most of the other Christian music and or trumpet ministries have.
We do not spend our donations on fancy private multi million dollar jets, and we do not drive luxury cars. We invest in people not promotion, and that is why you might not see us promoting ourselves all of the time in the “popular” southern gospel magazines. We believe that the “Star” was for Jesus not ministers of the gospel. We do not seek to be the most popular group, we only seek to be the most faithful. That is why after so many “popular” groups and singers who achieved more fame than we ever have come and go, yet the Trumpet of the Lord remains faithful to witness to the lost and we are still ministering to churches like we have been doing ever since 1981. We refuse to blow even one note on a trumpet unless we also are given a chance to share the gospel, and we have turned down chances to play where we were “asked” not to speak but just play.
Why would we turn down a chance just to play?
There are some activites that are so bad that the “OUTLAW MIKE” will not participate in them.
Because sharing God’s word and worshiping Jesus, not entertaining people is our goal, we select music that gives all the praise, glory and honor to the Lord Jesus Christ. We seek to edify believers, and we do not compromise and get involved with counterfeit Christians like other Christian trumpet ministries have.
We at the Trumpet of the Lord want for you to know that things that are different are not the same, and we are not the trumpet player that played for the opening of Bill Clinton’s Presidental library.This same Christian trumpet player even performed the finale “Battle Hymn of the Republic” August 17,2000 at the Democratic National Convention in Staples Center in Los Angeles California. This ‘popular” Christian trumpet player who calls himself a “Prophet” of God Almighty was there to show his support for the pro choice pro baby killer/abortion supporter Al Gore’s “vision for the future” which included continuing a womans so called “pro choice” right to kill “her” own baby.
The Trumpet of the Lord is not a political organization. Nevertheless, because the Trumpet of the Lord follows the Bible we could never support a group of people who support a womans right to kill “her” own baby.
In protest of this Christian trumpet player and other “CCM” artists performing for the Democratic National Convention Bruce Carter responded:
_____________________
“What a lame attempt by the democrats to throw Christians a bone - to
have a few CCM artists sprinkled in their convention. If I were a
Christian artist, I would have declined the invitation to play at
their convention. The voting records of both men are repugnant to
Christian believers. Even if I chose to call myself a Democrat, my
faith would not allow me to align myself with two fools who do not
honor Jesus Christ - one by his stands on issues, and the other by his
religion.
As far as religion and politics being separate - lets stick our heads
in the sand and ignore the one world government types like Gore
surrender our national sovereignty to the UN. Lets seal ourselves in
our churches and listen to Christian music while babies get ripped to
pieces in abortion chambers - because we didn’t have the courage to be
Ceasar - and render unto ourselves - “We the people” the things that
are Ceasar’s - OURS. And the things that are God’s - like the
precious lives these monsters have supported snuffing out in the name
of “choice”. Like the baby - which has already chosen to live - has
any choice! Selfish b-es goes in and have their babies ripped to
pieces and the skull crushed - just so their lives can be more
convenient. And Clinton and Gore think that is OK, and then say they
believe in God - who loves little children. Is there something wrong
with this picture?
OK - democrats - go listen to your CCM. Listen to
“A Baby’s Prayer”
by Kathy Trocolli, then go vote for Gore and see how many babies he
can cause the slaughter of. I would hate to stand before the
judgement seat of Almighty God and say “I supported men who believed
abortion was right, because I am a liberal democrat”. Can anybody say
“going DOWN”!
Politics has to do with how we live on earth. Religion has to do with
how we will live forever. I think it is time to talk about them.
Remind me to boycott the artists who played for the convention.”
_________________________-
Bruce said
“If I were a
Christian artist, I would have declined the invitation to play at
their convention.”
Bruce the Trumpet of the Lord agrees with you and we would have declined the invitation to perform there even though it would have given us a chance to become more popular and get more invitations to preach and play and thus build more wealth.
this is just one of the reasons why we at the Trumpet of the Lord Ministry think that you should think about us the next time that you are looking to invite a sold biblically based preacher and trumpet player to minister to your church.
We are not all the same.
Please visit
http://www.mttu.com
to find out the truth about the slaughter of millions of Jesus’ “The least of these
TJ Burk
— January 21, 2005 @ 4:19 pm
Evangelistic Preaching
Dr. Michael Schmidt was saved and baptized at the age of eleven when a retired postman named Curtis Hutson started a small Baptist church that grew into Georgia’s largest Sunday school shared the gospel with him. Michael soon was baptized by Dr. Hutson, and became a member of Forrest Hills Baptist Church.
Michael has since then remained a member of a local Bible believing church as Michael strongly believes that a para church ministry should serve through a strong local body of Christ.
After Dr. Hudson moved to Tennessee to become the editor of the Sword of the Lord (after Dr. John R. Rice went to be with the Lord ), Michael became a member of Moody Press Author Dale Crawshaw’s church in Lawrenceville, Ga. It was while a member of that church that Michael met Rev. Dickie Hill .While praying with Pastor Hill, Michael told him ” I have played the trumpet for the world, and the world does not satisfy”.
It was then that Michael accepted his call to preach and to play the trumpet for Jesus. Michael soon became a member of the Florida Bible College Brass Ensemble where he studied music under Hartlin Cruver ( who became well known for his popular little monkey puppet that would “help him play his trumpet”), and beloved Billy Graham Revival soloist Strett Shufelt. Michael also studied the Bible under well known youth ranch leader Dr. Mike Shaffer, and former dean of Tennessee Temple University Dr. Mark G. Cambron.
After graduating from Florida Bible College, Michael went on to study the Bible at Liberty University where he played lead solo trumpet in the Liberty University Marching Band, and also in the Old Time Gospel Hour Orchestra under the direction of Dr. David Randlet, and popular Southern Gospel singer Robbie Hiner.
Anonymous
— January 25, 2005 @ 8:49 am
The Trumpet Outlaw’s concert program now features the highest notes that have ever been played before on a trumpet. The Outlaw’s bizarre unconventional trumpet playing has the whole trumpet world in an uproar as the Outlaw Mike plays notes on a trumpet higher and louder then they have ever been played or even attempted before. The Outlaw is unafraid to bring the trumpet into an extreme range while still producing a trumpet tone and style reminiscent of pre-WW2 when “trumpet playing was a lifestyle.”
The Outlaw Mike plays seven different horns all in the same song. Highlights include a special section where the Outlaw Mike plays both large and small bore piccolo trumpets. Michael also shows his talents in playing many different brass instruments as the baritone, mellophone and a flugelhorn. Now is the time to hear Michael play in the world’s most extreme trumpet range.
Give your church or civic event a chance to hear the most extreme trumpet player on the planet.
Call 423-XXX-XXXX and reserve your date today.
Anonymous
— January 25, 2005 @ 8:53 am
Booking Information
Booking The Outlaw
Many churches who invite the OUTLAW to minister want to know “What will it cost?”
The Trumpet of the Lord is a great ministry because it focuses upon what it does well.
What the Trumpet of the Lord does well is focus upon ministering to churches in the eastern United States with powerful soul stirring life changing sermons that contain a clear gospel message, and first class professional musical concerts at a fraction of the cost of what most professional music ministries charge.
The Trumpet of the Lord charges a thousand dollars plus travel expences per concert.
The Trumpet of the Lord is a professional world class music ministry that your church or event can afford.
We try to be fair, firm and consistant in the price that we charge. We charge a very low fee so that all churches can afford to book us. We believe that there are no little places and we will work with you to offer first class professional music and evangelistic meetings at a fraction of the cost of other professional artists and speakers.
While some Christian music ministries charge up to ten thousand dollars a concert along with a long list of “tech rider” requirements, the Trumpet of the Lord will work for you with whatever set of circumstances you have in order to better serve both you and the Lord.
You might be wondering how can the Trumpet of the Lord afford to charge so much less than other artists. One of the reasons that the Trumpet of the Lord charges less is that ALL of the members of the Trumpet of the Lord see this as a ministry. Even still the Trumpet of the Lord can not afford to travel and perfom/minister at its current level of professionalism for free.
The Trumpet of the Lord is a ministry that has ministered to churches in over fourty states for over twenty five years. Dr.Michael E. Schmidt has ministered to some of the largest churches in the country such as the First Baptist Church of Snellville, GA, Thomas Road Baptist Church in Lynchburg, VA. and First Redeemer in downtown Atlanta, GA.
Michael has played back up trumpet for many well known artists such as Michael Tate (DC TALK), Linda Randle Tate (Bill Gaither Homecomings), and Squire Parsons. Michael has also played for many well known sports teams such as the Atlanta Falcons and the Atlanta Hawks.
Michael has also opened for the Speer Family and Dr. Jerry Falwell.
Anonymous
— January 25, 2005 @ 8:57 am
Mikey’s Ministry Statements
Our Mission
To share the good news of the gospel of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to those who have not accepted him as their personal savior and to encourage the Saints in their daily walk with the Lord.
Our Ministry Goals
To worship Jesus, reach out to the lost, and to encourage, teach, mentor, disciple, and minister to believers through the local church. We seek to offer evangelistic preaching and exciting first class solo gospel instrumental music by offering concerts and mini concerts that are Spirit led, biblically based, fun, warm, and friendly.
Anonymous
— January 25, 2005 @ 9:00 am
Outreach Ministry
The Trumpet of the Lord offers special outreach
ministries to the local church, such as
Pulpit Supply
Public Speaking
Evangelistic
Revivals
Childrens Ministry
including Puppet Ministry
and Vacation Bible School
Senior Saints Ministry
Nursing Home Ministry
Shut-ins Ministry
Bible Teaching
Youth Evangelism
Prison Ministry
Anonymous
— January 25, 2005 @ 9:10 am
GUILTY of playing the highest and loudest notes on a trumpet in the world!
GUILTY of being a complete smeghead on the internet!
rlrr
— January 26, 2005 @ 1:25 pm
Mikey the troll entered a bunch of text from
http://www.21stcenturyradio.com/12-howdy.html
You can go there if you’re interested.
It's a Howdy Doody world baby
— January 27, 2005 @ 11:08 am
Mikey the Troll’s comment deleted because it’s the same as his previous entry.
It's a Howdy Doody world baby
— January 27, 2005 @ 11:10 am
Mikey the Troll’s comment deleted because it’s the same as his previous entry.
It's a Howdy Doody world baby
— January 27, 2005 @ 11:10 am
Be a part of the Trumpet of the Lord’s 25th anniversary concert tour Call 423-XXX-XXXX and reserve your date today!!! !!!Over 300 concerts in 40 states to date!!! God has blessed the Trumpet of of the Lord Evangelistic Association with our new ministry building located at XXX XX XXX in Athens, TN 37303. We are praying for you to send us money to go twards the remodeling our 30′X 40′ ministry building to help us convert a garage bldg. into a recording and tv studio.The need is $40,000.00 Money given to this need to date is :$0.00 So be bold and invest in this effort.Do it! Please send us your love gifts.We need them! We can not afford to share the good news of Jesus with lost people without your help! Please take a look at our updated “Outlaw Mike” tm website located at: http://www.trumpetofthelord.com Just click the link below. We need more bookings. Help us book more dates!To Schdeule the Trumpet of the Lord Praise and Worship Band and the “Outlaw Mike” tm for your church or next civic event please call Dr.Michael E. Schmidt at: 423-xxx-xxxx. Call and reserve your date today. You will be glad that you did. Talk is cheap and babies keep dying in USA! If you are “PRO Choice” you are not a CHRISTIAN at all and you need to REPENT from your sins and get saved NOW! Call us for counseling.Get right with God now! Abortion is MURDER and Murdering babies is legal in the United States of America God help us all.Abortionists are murderers! We must not be silent. We must overturn Roe Vs. Wade We must help these pregnant girls either get adoptions or keep their babies. LETS work together to STOP ABORTION NOW! Abortionists are murderers! Go to http://www.mttu.com for more info Stop the baby killers across our nation. Counterfeit Christians are “Pro choice” Could you picture Mary aborting Jesus? What if you were the one being aborted? Would you STILL be “Pro Choice”? ASK ABOUT HOW YOU CAN FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER SCHEDULE MICHAEL IN YOUR WEST COAST CHURCH FOR OUR MARCH-APRIL 2005 WEST COAST MINI CONCERT TOUR. THIS WILL BE MICHAEL’S FIRST TOUR EVER TO THE STATE OF WASHINGTON!!! BOOK THE WORLD’S LOUDEST TRUMPET PLAYER Dr. Michael E. Schmidt TODAY he’s a blast!!
ttuubbaa ppoowweerr
— January 27, 2005 @ 11:16 am
Duplicate post from Mikey the Troll deleted.
gald[sic.] I ain’t an intolerant Christofacist moron.
gald i aint gay
— January 28, 2005 @ 9:52 am
Duplicate comment from Mikey the Troll deleted. Maybe if you spent more time practicing your horn instead of cutting and pasting bullshit nobody cares about, your tumpet playing would suck less.
gald i aint gay
— January 28, 2005 @ 9:53 am
Issue No.: 247
by: Timothy J. Dailey, Ph. D.
Mikey the Troll posted a bunch of discredited crap from a Research Fellow at the Center for Marriage and Family.
gald i aint gay
— January 28, 2005 @ 9:53 am
Mikey the Troll somehow thinks my readers care about what the radical cleric, Jerry Falwell says about cartoon characters.
save our kids from tinky winky, are ernie and burt gay?
— January 28, 2005 @ 10:19 am
Moronic drivel from Mikey the Troll (who obviously has no sense of irony) deleted. (My website, my rules). Don’t like the name calling? Go somewhere else or stop being a troll.
STOP the NAME Calling , James you liberal pacifist
— January 28, 2005 @ 10:27 am
OHHH MY GOD, you are the dumbest fucking nieve person that I have ever encountered. Guess What dumbass you can’t play that high. Maybe he got close to hitting a fuck you up the ass but a “Quint C” wouldn’t even register on any tuner so how the hell did you “OGODOFKNOWINGWHATHIGHASSNOTESARE” figure out what note that was. Hitting a double C is entering high piccilo range if you where to go three octaves above it you wouldn’t be able to hear it. God should smite you for saying that
Daniel Mumbauer
— May 16, 2005 @ 4:01 pm
GOD is not a drug, He is to be respected, not brought down to the level of a man. Forget getting high on GOd because it will not happen.
Paul
— May 19, 2005 @ 5:57 pm
james if you ask me this reverend doctor mikey schmidt [rest of comment deleted]
nobody asked you.
Comment deleted because “bob bills” is likely the same person as Rev. Dr. Howdy Doody (you’re not fooling anybody).
– rlrr
bob bills
— July 4, 2005 @ 3:23 am
one thing is true about mikey, like him or not, the guy sure can play very high and very loud
Lobo
— July 21, 2008 @ 2:21 pm
Somebody claiming to be a “Lobo” wrote:
one thing is true about mikey, like him or not,
For the record, nobody likes “mikey”.
the guy sure can play very high and very loud
Whatever, all examples of his playing on the internet suck major ass.
jac
— July 22, 2008 @ 3:12 pm
Spam from Michael E. Schmidt deleted.
Feel free to click here (not only did I keep your link, I fixed it) to hear his awful trumpet playing (you’ve exhausted your quota for free advertising on this web site, asshole ).
While you’re at it, click here to see what a truly awful person Michael E. Schmidt is.
REAL samples of Mikey's trumpet playing
— September 5, 2008 @ 2:57 pm