God Hates Shrimp

Filed under: Religion — jac @ March 18, 2004 - 10:14 am

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God Hates Shrimp:

Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God’s law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver’s and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye’s shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.

Too funny!

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  1. LMAO…this is the most idiotic thing or rather the most embarrassing post or ideal comment I have ever come across. Who ever wrote this most really either get a life or at the very least pretend to have one.

    Daniel UNITED STATES — January 24, 2006 @ 1:54 pm

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