_The Passion of the Christ_

Filed under: Movies, Religion — jac @ February 24, 2004 - 8:58 pm

Here’s some alternatives…

Last Temptation of Christ

I don’t care what everyone else says - casting Harvey Keitel as Judas was brilliant.

Monty Python’s Life of Brian

Brian: You are all individuals!
The Crowd: We are all individuals!
Man in crowd: I’m not.

Jesus Christ Superstar

Judas is the voice of reason? What’s not to like?

Dogma

Metatron: I am to charge you with a holy crusade.
Bethany: For the record, I work in an abortion clinic.
Metatron: Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one’s even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day.
Bethany: New Jersey? That doesn’t sound like much of a crusade.

Little Buddha

Enlightenment, WHOA!

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