How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
(via email)
The Answer is TEN:
- One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
- One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the
light bulb needs to be changed;
- One to blame Clinton for burning out the light
bulb;
- One to tell the nations of the world that they are
either for changing the light bulb or for eternal
darkness;
- One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to
Halliburton for the new light bulb;
- One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a
janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner
‘Bulb Accomplished’;
- One administration insider to resign and in detail
reveal how Bush was literally ‘in the dark’ the whole
time;
- One to viciously smear No. 7;
- One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on
how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing
policy all along;
- And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Ole Newt Just came up with a good one: The Performance Party.
So what ‘ole Newt is proposing “Bush appoint a super-manager.” In effect, Newt’s suggestion is that we need to create a NEW Side-ways Hierarchy of Alternate Leadership to cover for the Failure of the existing Leadership with a *Super-Manager-Alter-Ego-President.*
A More Capable President. A Real Action President. A President who can REALLY Run things — while the President we Have does…?!?!? What Exactly?
Some performance that will be… eh? Screwed Again!!
Karen
— September 9, 2005 @ 2:25 pm
Friday Night Humor
Just because… Redneck Computer Terms from justaskjudyDr. Ellison lectures on Priapic Micturitive DysfunctionHow many members of the bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? Wait, this might not be funny….
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— September 10, 2005 @ 12:19 am