How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
(via email)
The Answer is TEN:
- One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
- One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the
light bulb needs to be changed;
- One to blame Clinton for burning out the light
bulb;
- One to tell the nations of the world that they are
either for changing the light bulb or for eternal
darkness;
- One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to
Halliburton for the new light bulb;
- One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a
janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner
‘Bulb Accomplished’;
- One administration insider to resign and in detail
reveal how Bush was literally ‘in the dark’ the whole
time;
- One to viciously smear No. 7;
- One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on
how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing
policy all along;
- And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Ole Newt Just came up with a good one: The Performance Party.
So what ‘ole Newt is proposing “Bush appoint a super-manager.” In effect, Newt’s suggestion is that we need to create a NEW Side-ways Hierarchy of Alternate Leadership to cover for the Failure of the existing Leadership with a *Super-Manager-Alter-Ego-President.*
A More Capable President. A Real Action President. A President who can REALLY Run things — while the President we Have does…?!?!? What Exactly?
Some performance that will be… eh? Screwed Again!!
Friday Night Humor
Just because… Redneck Computer Terms from justaskjudyDr. Ellison lectures on Priapic Micturitive DysfunctionHow many members of the bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? Wait, this might not be funny….