Living Will

Filed under: Humor, Politics, Religion — jac @ March 23, 2005 - 8:47 am

(via get your war on)

My wife and I made our living wills last night. Mine says that if I fall into a persistent vegetative state, and Tom DeLay comes within a hundred miles of me, I am to turn into a zombie and rip his fucking head off. They can’t prosecute the undead for manslaughter, can they?

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  1. [...] #8217;t be in any position to argue.

    — Paul R Ehrlich

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