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Because nothing says Thanksgiving like a Planet of the Apes movie marathon…

Major plot hole: Taylor should have realized he had returned “home” as soon as he heard apes speaking English. Astronauts are supposed to be smart after all.

I’ll handle this… the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes… wait a minute. Statue of Liberty… THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
— Homer J. Simpson

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