Sex Survey
(via Captain Carl’s Daily Blarrrg)
Hey, a new sex survey from the Portland Mercury!
29% of women want “rougher” sex.
19% of men want “rougher” sex.
49% of people have lube “at the ready.”
7% have nipple clamps.
76% have done it in public.
32% have walked in on their parents.
9% have walked in on their parents having affairs.
9% have walked in on their spouse having an affair.
49% have seen others doing it in public.
2% have done “something” with cops that have pulled them over.
5% have had some sort of incest (not necessarily Flowers in the Attic-type stuff).
25% are au naturale (look it up on Urban Dictionary if you don’t know).
12% of women are active with themselves daily.
9% have had more than 16 partners.
3% have used fresh produce.Top 10 Turn-ons:
- Salad tossing (Look it up. or don’t, really — don’t).
- Foot rubs.
- Watching.
- Exit area stimulation.
- “Safe” violence.
- Exhibitionism.
- Dirty talk.
- Porn.
- French kissing.
- Kissing.
Are these Republican/Evangelicals on their own or at “Big Tent” events-Strangers On the Right exchanging glances Lubing at first sight loving those long plastic lances weighting to tell you what not to do… Scooby dooby Dooo…
Sly Fanatic
— March 12, 2007 @ 10:50 am