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Top Ten Thanksgiving Movies in Times Square

10. Turkey Sluts
    
    
9. The Pantsless Pilgrim
   
   
8. Debbie Does the Old Plymouth Colony
   
   
7. Jurassic Pork
   
   
6. Eat This
   
   
5. Candy and Her Yams
   
   
4. The Master Baster
   
   
3. Three Men and a Drumstick
   
   
2. Stuffing Miss Daisy
   
   
1. Butterballs

– David Letterman

If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, “Boy, these are good cigars!”
— Jack Handey

WKRP Turkey Drop

One Response to “Happy Thanksgiving”

1. KarenMcL says:

   November 23, 2006 at 9:06 am

   Hmmm…Turkey Sluts? (I think its Shakes Sis that has a funnie picture of those turkeys saying “You only like us for our Breasts”.

   Happy Thanksgiving Day to you and yours!

   Enjoy!

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