Emoticons

Filed under: Humor — jac @ February 16, 2006 - 8:23 am

Stolen from Dave Barry in Cyberspace: 

 :) 	Happy person
 :( 	Sad person
 :-) 	Happy person with a nose
 :-( 	Sad person with a nose
:--(		Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose
 :-D 	Person laughing
:-D*		Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice
		that a 5-legged spider is hanging from his or her lip
 :-| 	Person unsure of which long-distance company to choose
>8-O-(&)	Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm
 ;-) 	Person winking
.-)		Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball
:-OWW		Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims
:-Q		Person who just had cybersex and is now enjoying a
		postcoital cybercigarette
>:-Q -...	Person who was enjoying a postcoital cigarette until he
		suddenly noticed, to his alarm, that there is some kind of
		discharge dribbling from his cybermember
:-{ 8		Person who is unhappy with the results of her
		breast-enlargement surgery
:V:-|		Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to
		him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or
		her head
~oE]:-|		Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or
		her head containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off
		smell rays.
>:-[ -{9        Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth
                to a squirrel

No Comments »

No comments yet.

RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

Leave a comment

Line and paragraph breaks automatic, e-mail address never displayed, HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>






ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like
RICARDO MONTALBAN'S HAIR!