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It’s hard to believe the St. Louis Rams have actually won a Super Bowl in the last decade…

The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody:

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Top Ten Thanksgiving Movies in Times Square

10. Turkey Sluts
    
    
9. The Pantsless Pilgrim
   
   
8. Debbie Does the Old Plymouth Colony
   
   
7. Jurassic Pork
   
   
6. Eat This
   
   
5. Candy and Her Yams
   
   
4. The Master Baster
   
   
3. Three Men and a Drumstick
   
   
2. Stuffing Miss Daisy
   
   
1. Butterballs

– David Letterman

If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, “Boy, these are good cigars!”
— Jack Handey

Deep frying turkeys:

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We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush’s term.
– Dana Perino (from the November 24 edition of Hannity on Fox “News”)

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Public Policy Polling: ACORN:

Losing NY-23 candidate Doug Hoffman became the latest in an increasingly long line of conservative politicians to blame his problems on ACORN yesterday despite the complete lack of evidence the organization played any role in his defeat.

The Republican base is with him though. PPP’s newest national survey finds that a 52% majority of GOP voters nationally think that ACORN stole the Presidential election for Barack Obama last year, with only 27% granting that he won it legitimately. Clearly the ACORN card really is an effective one to play with the voters who will decide whether Hoffman gets to be the Republican nominee in a possible repeat bid in 2010.

A 52% majority of GOP voters nationally think that ACORN stole the Presidential election for Barack Obama – More evidence that prolonged exposure to Fox “News” rots the brain.

Fuzzy Math from Fox “News”

MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!