It’s hard to believe the St. Louis Rams have actually won a Super Bowl in the last decade…
Archive of entries posted on November 2009
The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody:
Friday Random Ten: 2009-11-27
| Name | Artist | Album | Genre | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | She Loves You | The Beatles | Anthology 1 | Rock |
| 2. | Disco Boy | Frank Zappa | Baby Snakes | Alternative & Punk |
| 3. | Hold On | Yes | 90125 | Rock |
| 4. | The Boxer | Simon & Garfunkel | The Best Of Simon & Garfunkel | Folk |
| 5. | For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers) | Frank Zappa | The Grand Wazoo | Alternative & Punk |
| 6. | Please Please Me | The Beatles | Anthology 1 | Rock |
| 7. | In The Presence Of Enemies Pt. 2: III. Heretic / IV. The Slaughter of the Damned / V. The Reckoning / VI. Salvation | Dream Theater | Systematic Chaos | Metal |
| 8. | The Valley Of Malls | Fountains Of Wayne | Utopia Parkway | Alternative & Punk |
| 9. | Parallels | Yes | Going For The One | Rock |
| 10. | Old Man | Neil Young With The Stray Gators | Greatest Hits | Rock |
Happy Thanksgiving
Top Ten Thanksgiving Movies in Times Square
- Turkey Sluts
- The Pantsless Pilgrim
- Debbie Does the Old Plymouth Colony
- Jurassic Pork
- Eat This
- Candy and Her Yams
- The Master Baster
- Three Men and a Drumstick
- Stuffing Miss Daisy
- Butterballs
– David Letterman
If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, “Boy, these are good cigars!”
— Jack Handey
Butterballs of Doom
Deep frying turkeys:
(more…)Oh, really?
(via Eschaton)
We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush’s term.
– Dana Perino (from the November 24 edition of Hannity on Fox “News”)
People are Stupid, Part VII
(via email)
Losing NY-23 candidate Doug Hoffman became the latest in an increasingly long line of conservative politicians to blame his problems on ACORN yesterday despite the complete lack of evidence the organization played any role in his defeat.
The Republican base is with him though. PPP’s newest national survey finds that a 52% majority of GOP voters nationally think that ACORN stole the Presidential election for Barack Obama last year, with only 27% granting that he won it legitimately. Clearly the ACORN card really is an effective one to play with the voters who will decide whether Hoffman gets to be the Republican nominee in a possible repeat bid in 2010.
A 52% majority of GOP voters nationally think that ACORN stole the Presidential election for Barack Obama – More evidence that prolonged exposure to Fox “News” rots the brain.
(more…)193%
Fuzzy Math from Fox “News”
Martin Gardner
Pretty Nutty
(via Mike the Mad Biologist) Lafayette County Republican Central Committee’s billboard
