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Top Ten Thanksgiving Movies in Times Square

10. Turkey Sluts
    
    
9. The Pantsless Pilgrim
   
   
8. Debbie Does the Old Plymouth Colony
   
   
7. Jurassic Pork
   
   
6. Eat This
   
   
5. Candy and Her Yams
   
   
4. The Master Baster
   
   
3. Three Men and a Drumstick
   
   
2. Stuffing Miss Daisy
   
   
1. Butterballs

– David Letterman

If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, “Boy, these are good cigars!”
— Jack Handey

Because nothing says Thanksgiving like a Planet of the Apes movie marathon…

For your listening and viewing pleasure, Dream Theater’s “Forsaken”:

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Oblong Industries is the developer of the g-speak spatial operating environment:

(via Fundies Say the Darndest Things!)

This is just my opinion.The world wid web and google are not of God,they belong to the god of this world.No good can come from the web,it will ultimately destroy humanity.I dont doubt that the Internet controls the world more everyday.Something with so much power that is not of God,is to me a beast.I think google will one day own us and everything else and unless we are part of it,we wont be able to by or sell.Any thoughts?

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Any thoughts? There’s the obvious irony of finding this screed on the WWW. The author must believe spelling, whitespace after punctuation, and good grammar must also “belong to the god of this world.”

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