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(via Fundies Say the Darndest Things!)
“The King James Bible was written well before the Catholic Church came into existence. The protestants base their faith on this Bible, which was written through the apostles by God.”
Looks like someone needs to learn some history…
(via nordictugs.com)
Burlington, Wash. (Nov. 21, 2007) – Hot on the heels of its successful debut at the Southampton
Boat Show in the United Kingdom in September, Nordic Tugs® is set to make its official debut in
Germany at the Düsseldorf Boat Show, Jan. 19-27, 2008, Stand 15F06 in Hall 15. On display will
be the Nordic Tug 37, the most popular model in a line that spans from 32 to 54 feet.
The Nordic Tug 37 has all of the qualities upon which Nordic Tugs has built their reputation: topquality
materials and craftsmanship, brisk yet highly fuel efficient performance and renowned
seaworthiness. The 37 is available in either a twin cabin or convertible layout and features an
overall length of 11.86 m, 3.94 m beam, a draft of 1.32 m and sleeps 4-6. Powered by a Cummins®
QSB 283 kw electronically-controlled diesel engine, she can reach top speeds of 17 knots, and
with a 1,226 L fuel capacity, the 37 is capable of cruising over 1,100 nm at a leisurely eight knots.
Unlike the majority of competitive trawler-style yachts, Nordic Tugs feature a semi-displacement
hull that is fast, yet fuel efficient, and provides a quiet, comfortable ride. Nordic Tugs’ semidisplacement
hull handles rough waters with ease, making them the ideal vessel for navigating the
challenging European seas.
Powered by a single diesel engine, Nordic Tugs offer the fuel economy of a displacement hull, yet
can comfortably cruise into the high teens, providing speeds far greater than a displacement hull
can achieve.
Every Nordic Tug is put through thorough quality assurance checks throughout the manufacturing
process, and every boat is taken through a full day sea trial to ensure a quality finished product is
delivered to each customer.
Nordic Tugs are backed by an exclusive Gold Standard Warranty, which provides stem-to-stern
coverage for one year and warrants the hull for 10 years against both structural failure and osmotic
blistering.
Nordic Tugs’ European dealer, Nordic Tugs UK, Ltd, will represent the line at the Dusseldorf show.
For more information contact the dealer at:
Nordic Tugs UK, Ltd.
Unit 6 & 7 Saltmakers House
Hamble Point Marina
School Lane
Hamble, Hampshire S0314
PH: 0044 (0) 23 8045 6368
Email: info@nordictugs.co.uk
Web: www.nordictugs.co.uk
About Nordic Tugs®
Headquartered in Burlington, Wash., USA, Nordic Tugs®, Inc., manufactures hand crafted, classic
tug-style yachts from 32 to 54 feet. The pioneer of the pleasure-tug industry, Nordic Tugs has
offered distinctive, high-quality yachts built for the discerning cruiser for more than a quarter
century. For more information about Nordic Tugs, visit www.nordictugs.com.
Another lottery scam gets by the spam filter…
From: “World Promo Organization” <wcporg0001@yahoo.co.uk>
Apparently the “World Promo Organization” can’t afford to get its own email domain.
Reply-To: fwwporg011@yahoo.co.uk
Date: Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:33:06 -0000 (GMT)
Subject: You Are A Lucky Winner
World Promo Organization
71 Fenchurch Street, EC3M 6BL, London
File No. WPO/00503411/07
E-mail: fwwporg011@yahoo.co.uk
Date: November 23, 2007.
Dear Lucky Winner
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today
November 23, 2007 of winners of the WORLD PROMO
ORGANIZATION held on the November 19, 2007The major
sponsors of the Euro league Sport contributed funds
for the World Promo Org. These include Adidas,
Hyundai, Fuji Film, Master Card, Gillette, Coca cola,
Continental, Toshiba, McDonalds, Emirates Airline and
a host of others.
Master Card — that’s MasterCard
Coca cola — I guess you mean Coca-Cola
You can’t even get the names of some of your alleged sponsors right and we’re supposed to believe this?
Your email address attached to Batch Number
02-242-546-29 drew the lucky numbers, and consequently
emerged as one of the winners under category “A”. You
have therefore been approved of a Prize of Five
Hundred Thousand Pound (£500,000.00) credited to File
No. WPO/00503411/07. This is from total prize money of
Ten Million Pounds shared among the Twenty
International Winners in category A to C.
All participants were selected through a computer
ballot system drawn from 25,000 company email
addresses and 30,000,000 individual email addresses
from Australia, New Zealand, South America, Europe,
North America, Africa and Asia as part of
International Promotions Program, which is conducted
annually.
We ask that you keep this award strictly confidential
until your claim has been processed and your money
remitted to you. To receive your claim, please contact
your claim officer:
1. Dr. Fredrick Walter
2. E-mail: fwwporg011@yahoo.co.uk
The following are required:
- Your Full Name:
- Contact Address:
- Direct Telephone Number:
- Occupation:
Why do you need to know my occupation?
- Sex: Age:
Winners must claim all prize money as soon as
possible.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications, please remember to quote your file
number in every one of your correspondences with your
coordinator.
Anybody under the age of 18 is AUTOMATICALY
DISQUALIFIED.
AUTOMATICALY? Can’t the “World Promo Organization” afford a spell checker?
Congratulations once again from our team of staff and
thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Yours Sincerely,
The President
Hon. Greg Mathew
Hon.? ‘Oh, I say, we are grand, aren’t we? Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I’m off to play the grand piano. Pardon me while I attempt to defraud complete strangers with an internet lottery scam.’
World Promo Organization
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Top Ten Thanksgiving Movies in Times Square
- Turkey Sluts
- The Pantsless Pilgrim
- Debbie Does the Old Plymouth Colony
- Jurassic Pork
- Eat This
- Candy and Her Yams
- The Master Baster
- Three Men and a Drumstick
- Stuffing Miss Daisy
- Butterballs
– David Letterman
If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, “Boy, these are good cigars!”
— Jack Handey
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(via Eschaton)
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