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Archive of entries posted on March 2005

Out of Respect

(via Morning Sedition) Many of you may know that the Rev. Jerry Falwell is in critical condition with his second bout of viral pneumonia in five weeks. Granted, any time you mention Jerry Falwell, one feels compelled to denounce the hateful, violent rhetoric he has engaged in for the past 40 years and point out [...]

Doctor Blue Box

Doctor Who? – … do you know this man? Contact Clive here. I’m curious as to whether there will be a spike in the number of people searching for Doctor Blue Box because of the new Doctor Who. Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to [...]

Here’s someone who has it coming…

This asshole is asking for it. Here’s why. no-talent ass clown

Living Will

(via get your war on) My wife and I made our living wills last night. Mine says that if I fall into a persistent vegetative state, and Tom DeLay comes within a hundred miles of me, I am to turn into a zombie and rip his fucking head off. They can’t prosecute the undead for [...]

Weekly Piracy Report

(from the this post probably belongs here dept.) (via Dark Bilious Vapors) Check out the International Chamber of Commerce’s Weekly Piracy Report.

The TRUE ending to “The Empire Strikes Back”

(via email) A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke’s hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there’s nowhere to go but straight down. Darth Vader: Obi-Wan [...]

Lucas calls new ‘Star Wars’ a Titanic tearjerker

Bring Kleenex to Star Wars finale: “It’s not like the first one. It’s more emotional,” said the director of the upcoming space adventure Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith, which arrives in North American theatres on May 19. “I describe it as a Titanic in space. It’s a real tearjerker, and it [...]

Holy Crap!

Terry Bozzio‘s new drum kit (click photo to see larger image). Image stolen from dwdrums.com.

Notice anything different?

I’ve finally switched this site to WordPress. Everything is mostly working — I just need to fix the comments template and the right sidebar doesn’t quite look right when viewed with Internet Explorer (why are you using Internet Explorer anyway?). I also have to figure out a way to make the “Quote of the Day” [...]

Where I’ve been

(via Dark Bilious Vapors) I know this is redundant… bold the states you’ve been to, underline the states you’ve lived in and italicize the state you’re in now… Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado / Connecticut / Delaware / Florida / Georgia / Hawaii / Idaho / Illinois / Indiana [...]