Doctor Who Returns!

Filed under: Television - — jac @ September 27, 2003 - 12:00 pm

From BBC News:


The much-awaited comeback will be written by acclaimed TV dramatist Russell T Davies – a self-confessed fan.


Davies’ credits include hit dramas like Bob and Rose, Queer as Folk, The Second Coming, Touching Evil, and The Grand.

Let’s hope the new Dr. Who doesn’t suck.

Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to puree of bat guano; and the greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I’ll take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up!
— Harlan Ellison



O’Rlrr

Filed under: Politics - — jac @ September 26, 2003 - 10:12 am

In honor of Talk Like Bill O’Reilly Day:

SHUT UP,

SHUT UP,

SHUT UP,

SHUT UP,

SHUT UP,

SHUT UP!

Cut his mic…



Reasons to Dislike Bush

Filed under: Politics — jac @ September 25, 2003 - 11:30 am

Some pundits wonder why so many people have visceral dislike for George W. Bush. Ted Rall sums up the reasons here. Here’s some excerpts:

First but not foremost, Bush’s detractors despise him viscerally, as a man. Where working-class populists see him as a smug, effeminate frat boy who wouldn’t recognize a hard day’s work if it kicked him in his self-satisfied ass, intellectuals see a simian-faced idiot unqualified to mow his own lawn, much less lead the free world. Another group, which includes me, is more patronizing than spiteful. I feel sorry for the dude; he looks so pathetic, so out of his depth, out there under the klieg lights, squinting, searching for nouns and verbs, looking like he’s been snatched from his bed and beamed in, and is still half asleep, not sure where he is. Each speech looks as if Bush had been beamed from his bed fast asleep. And he’s willfully ignorant. On Fox News, Bush admits that he doesn’t even read the newspaper: “I glance at the headlines just to kind of [sic] a flavor for what’s moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read [sic] the news themselves.” All these takes on Bush boil down to the same thing: The guy who holds the launch codes isn’t smart enough to know that’s he’s stupid. And that’s scary.

Bush bashers hate Bush for his personal hypocrisy–the draft-dodger who went AWOL during Vietnam yet sent other young men to die in Afghanistan and Iraq, the philandering cocaine addict who dares to call gays immoral–as well as for his attacks on peace and prosperity. But even that doesn’t explain why we hate him so much.

Bush is guilty of a single irredeemable act so heinous and anti-American that Nixon’s corruption and Reagan’s intellectual inferiority pale by comparison. No matter what he does, Democrats and Republicans who love their country more than their party will never forgive him for it.

Bush stole the presidency.

The United States enjoyed two centuries of uninterrupted democracy before George W. Bush came along. The Brits burned the White House, civil war slaughtered millions and depressions brought economic chaos, yet presidential elections always took place on schedule and the winners always took office. Bush ended all that, suing to stop a ballot count that subsequent newspaper recounts proved he had lost. He had his GOP-run Supreme Court, a federal institution, rule extrajurisdictionally on the disputed election, a matter that under our system of laws falls to the states. Bush’s recount guru, James Baker, went on national TV to threaten to use force to install him as president if Gore didn’t step aside: “If we keep being put in the position of having to respond to recount after recount after recount of the same ballots, then we just can’t sit on our hands, and we will be forced to do what might be in our best personal interest–but not–it would not be in the best interest of our wonderful country.”



David Limbaugh is also a Big Fat Idiot

Filed under: Religion — jac @ September 23, 2003 - 1:02 pm

(via Eschaton)

David Limbaugh makes the following claim in his book, Persecution:

IN 1776, 99.8% OF THE PEOPLE IN AMERICA WERE PROFESSED CHRISTIANS

99.8 is obviously a made up number. Never mind the fact that it clearly ignores Native Americans and many African slaves (which if counted would likely put the number well below 50%), but there is no way one could honestly come up with such a precise number.

By the way, to the Christian Right, persecution means “other beliefs are tolerated in the U.S.A.” or “they won’t let us turn the U.S.A. into a theocracy”.



Attention Internet Explorer Users

Filed under: Windows — jac @ September 18, 2003 - 8:04 pm

Click here to get a taste of bug free software from Microsoft.

UPDATE: Looks like Microsoft finally fixed this bug.



A Technical Summary of the Major Presidential Candidates’ Web sites (2004 election)

Filed under: Politics — jac @ September 17, 2003 - 12:10 pm

Candidate Web Site Webserver information
John Kerry JohnKerry.com Apache/1.3.27 (Unix) (Red-Hat/Linux) FrontPage/5.0.2.2623 mod_python/2.7.8 Python/1.5.2 mod_ssl/2.8.12 OpenSSL/0.9.6b DAV/1.0.3 PHP/4.1.2 mod_perl/1.26 mod_throttle/3.1.2
John Edwards John Edwards Microsoft-IIS/5.0
Howard Dean Dean for America Apache/1.3.12 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.6.5 OpenSSL/0.9.6e ApacheJServ/1.1.2 mod_fastcgi/2.2.10
Wesley Clark General Wesley Clark for President Apache/1.3.28
Dennis Kucinich Dennis Kucinich for President Campaign, 2004 Apache/1.3.27 (Unix) PHP/4.3.1 mod_ssl/2.8.14 OpenSSL/0.9.6b
X-Powered-By: PHP/4.3.1
Carol Moseley Braun Carol Moseley Braun for President Apache/1.3.26 (Unix) ApacheJServ/1.1.2 mod_webapp/1.2.0-dev PHP/4.1.2 mod_ssl/2.8.10 OpenSSL/0.9.6g
Bob Graham Bob Graham for President Apache/1.3.27 (Unix) FrontPage/5.0.2.2634
Joe Lieberman Joe Lieberman for President 2004: Apache/1.3.12 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.6.5 OpenSSL/0.9.6e ApacheJServ/1.1.2 mod_fastcgi/2.2.10
Dick Gephardt Dick Gephardt for President Microsoft-IIS/5.0
Al Sharpton Sharpton Explore 2004 Microsoft-IIS/5.0
MicrosoftOfficeWebServer: 5.0_Pub
X-Powered-By: ASP.NET
George W. Bush GeogeWBush.com Microsoft-IIS/5.0
X-Powered-By: ASP.NET
X-AspNet-Version: 1.1.4322

No surprise that W.’s campaign is hosted on a expensive, buggy, and relatively insecure web server. I’m somewhat disappointed in the Democrats who also serve there web pages with IIS.



The Ten Commandments Reflect a Primitive Worldview

Filed under: Religion — jac @ September 15, 2003 - 8:45 pm

Alan Dershowitz has written an interest commentary in the Los Angeles Times concerning the Ten Commandments.

Here’s an excerpt:


The complete text of the Ten Commandments, regardless of the translation, is much more controversial. It includes God’s assertion that he is “a jealous God” and his threat to visit “the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation” –that is, to punish children, grandchildren and even great-grandchildren for the sins of their ancestors.


Can anything be more un-American? Jefferson agreed with Thomas Paine that this commandment is “contrary to every principle of moral judgment.” As my 13-year-old daughter has observed, how can a child be expected to “honor thy father and thy mother” if her evil parents are responsible for punishment she and her innocent children and grandchildren will suffer? The principle of intergenerational collective accountability is particularly unsuited to a nation that proclaimed itself a land of individual opportunity and rejected the European tradition of class based on parentage.


Nor does the U.S. accept the notion of having “no other gods” except the Judeo-Christian god. We have always welcomed people who have other gods, or no god. And we constantly take God’s name in vain by invoking it at sporting events, on our money, in political campaigns and with all-American curses.

I certainly don’t always agree with Professor Dershowitz, but here’s one subject where I do.



Opus Returns!

Filed under: Humor — jac @ September 12, 2003 - 10:58 pm

From the Boston Globe:

Cartoonist Berkeley Breathed is resurrecting Opus the penguin from the 1980s comic strip “Bloom County” for a new series to appear in Sunday comics this November.

The Sunday-only strip, to be called “Opus,” begins Nov. 23, the Washington Post reported yesterday. It will be syndicated by The Washington Post Writers Group.



Fair and Balanced Web Sites

Filed under: Politics — jac @ September 10, 2003 - 10:22 pm

Here’s a list of the Top 10 Fair and Balanced Web Sites via a popular search engine’s web api (using the search string “fair and balanced” -site:foxnews.com).



Fair and Balanced: Fox News Channel no longer the most Fair and Balanced

Filed under: Politics — jac @ September 9, 2003 - 12:56 pm

At least according to Google:


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Are we THERE yet?