Yet Another Web Site

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This is just my opinion.The world wid web and google are not of God,they belong to the god of this world.No good can come from the web,it will ultimately destroy humanity.I dont doubt that the Internet controls the world more everyday.Something with so much power that is not of God,is to me a beast.I think google will one day own us and everything else and unless we are part of it,we wont be able to by or sell.Any thoughts?

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Any thoughts? There’s the obvious irony of finding this screed on the WWW. The author must believe spelling, whitespace after punctuation, and good grammar must also “belong to the god of this world.”

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Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!:

What would you say to a £34.99 ($53.75) device that plugs into your car’s lighter socket and gives you 10-30% better fuel economy, cleans the entire car electrically and improves audio sounds? We totally believe all those claims, and those are just a few of the benefits offered by the Magic Power System, aka Power Bar. How do you suppose this device works? Blood-magneto suction drums? Electrical system acupressure? Charm quark intimidation?

What would I say? Flushing £34.99 ($53.75) down the loo (toilet) would have the same effect on you car’s fuel economy…

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OH NOES! PORN WILL DESTROY CIVILIZATION!

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From “The Trustworthy Stupid Encyclopedia, Conservapedia:

President-elect Obama will likely become the first Muslim President, and may use the Koran to be sworn into office at his inauguration on January 20, 2009.

Beavis & Butt-Head’s Ensucklopedia is a more reliable source of information…

Another deviated prevert stumbled upon this web site looking for nude pictures of Michele Bachmann…

Some kind of deviated prevert stumbled upon this web site looking for nude pictures of Ann Coulter. What’s interesting is this person was using a computer at a large aerospace and defense firm during business hours. Here’s a bit of advice: If you’re going to get fired for accessing not safe for work material at work, at least show a little taste.

Avast! It be September 19th…

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
— H. L. Mencken

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On July 26, 1991, Paul Rubens was arrested during a screening of Nancy Nurse.

Women arrested in sex competition:

ATHENS (Reuters) - Nine British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition in the Greek holiday island of Zakynthos, police said on Monday.

Six British and six Greek men, including two bar owners, were also charged in the incident, which took place at Laganas beach in the south of the Ionian island, which lies off the west coast of mainland Greece, police said.

The women, who came to the popular resort on holiday, had been paid to take part in the competition, which was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet, police said.

The men were charged with encouraging obscene behavior.

In recent years, Laganas has established itself as one of Greece’s most popular destinations for twenty-something holidaymakers and is known for its wild party scene.

Around 15 million people — a fifth of them British — visit the eastern Mediterranean country each year, drawn by its soaring summer temperatures, azure waters and sandy beaches.

Around 15 million people — a fifth of them British — visit the eastern Mediterranean country each year, drawn by its soaring summer temperatures, azure waters, sandy beaches, and oral sex competitions.

ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like
RICARDO MONTALBAN'S HAIR!