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Quote of the Day

In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
-- Frank Zappa

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Google to Penalize Overly Optimized Sites

Google plans to penalize ‘overly optimized’ sites Google is planning to penalize sites that overuse search-engine-optimization techniques, according to a report. Barry Schwartz over at Search Engine Land has posted an audio clip from a panel discussion at the recent South by Southwest confab, in which Google engineer Matt Cutts discusses the plans. In search [...]

That’s just sad…

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An Absolutely Pointless Record

Woman claims Facebook comments world record When humanity makes true, verifiable progress, we can all sit up, admire, and imagine what it must be like to be in the pioneer’s shoes. Please, therefore, take a moment today to consider how it must feel to be Cathy Matthews and her more than 100 friends. Did they [...]

Lorem Ipsum

(via Pharyngula) Generate some motherfucking placeholder text with Samuel L. Ipsum My money’s in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain’t there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I’m gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I’m gonna shoot that bitch in [...]

MySpace FAIL

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20 Years

The World Wide Web turns 20 – how it’s changed the world forever On 6 August 1991, Sir Tim Berners-Lee, then a humble scientist at CERN, made the first page on the World Wide Web publicly available in a move that, unbeknown to him at the time, would change the world more quickly and profoundly [...]

It’s Like Living During the Dark Ages

Using dial-up…

It sucks…

…when lightning knocks out one’s internet access at home.

On the internet, …

On the internet, nobody knows you're a loser.