Yet Another Web Site

Inspirational Linux Posters:

Debian

Ubuntu Satanic Edition 666.6 (Jesus’ Jugular) Review

We’ve looked at a couple of religious based distributions such as Ubuntu: Christian Edition and Ubuntu: Muslim Edition. But there’s another version of Ubuntu…a dark and evil one. A version so hideous and so terrible that it’s name is only spoken in whispers among Linux users…

In the year 3000, Youtube,Twitter and Facebook will merge to form one super time-wasting website called YouTwitFace.
– Conan O’Brien

Someone has already registered:

• youtwitface.com
• youtwitface.net
• youtwitface.org

Damn…

Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.
— HAL 9000 (2001: A Space Odyssey)

Users report 30GB Zunes seizing up:

Microsoft has acknowledged the issue on the Zune support site. “Customers with 30gb Zune devices may experience issues when booting their Zune hardware. We’re aware of the problem and are working to correct it. Sorry for the inconvenience, and thanks for your patience!”

So much for Microsoft’s iPod killer…

WANT

(via email)

Oblong Industries is the developer of the g-speak spatial operating environment:

Classmates.com sucks:

• $39/year to see content one can get for free on Facebook or MySpace
• Classmates.com periodically sends email informing one of new content that cannot be seen unless one is a paying customer
• Classmates.com has so many adds it puts MySpace to shame

Apple takes delivery of 188 mysterious ocean containers

Here’s an intriguing report from ImportGenius, a search engine that gathers “competitive intelligence” by monitoring U.S. Customs records of ocean containers entering American ports.

Searching for shipments to Apple, Inc. (AAPL), employees at the Scottsdale, Ariz., company reported on Friday that they’ve spotted a “major spike” since mid March in ocean containers marked with a mysterious new label: “electric computers”

Electric Computers – as opposed to the old fashion manual computers…

There’s a new version.

Are you still SEXUALLY ACTIVE? Did you BRING th' REINFORCEMENTS?